Shakira did this and then posted it on her Instagram account. I wasn't going to write anything here today, since it's a holiday and then maybe people would think I had some kind of life, which I don't, and I'll be honest there is nothing going on. But I saw this and she's cute as Hell, which seems kind of like a weird thing to call a 43 year old woman, but I didn't tell her when to be born, and she is cute as Hell. Plus she's like super tiny, so all of that adds up to this Pulitzer level stuff. There was a picture of her with her "husband" or "boyfriend" or whatever they claim he is but he looked like every other guy you see these famous women with. Basically Ken Dolls with less personality. Anyway, look at Shakira's butt.