Monday, September 28, 2020

Happy Birthday Gwyneth Paltrow


 Gwyneth Paltrow posed naked in her backyard for her 48th birthday. Normally I'd be against this sort of thing, and if you saw my neighbors you'd know why, but I think this is probably okay. And quite frankly I'd encourage it. It was said her 16 year old daughter was "aghast" but as recently as 2012 her daughter still thought the tooth fairy was leaving her money for her old teeth, so what the fuck does she know. Someone tell that kid to shut up and let the grown ups talk. Keep going Gwyneth, what were you saying?