Friday, September 25, 2020

Demi Lovato and Max Somebody are Splitsville

 


Remember when drug addict Demi Lovato and kind of famous, basically nobody Max Ehrich got engaged two months ago? No? Yeah neither do I. Well it's good to not remember because that's done...

"Demi and Max have decided to go their separate ways to focus on their respective careers,” a person close to Lovato, who spoke anonymously due to the sensitive nature of the situation, told People on Thursday. “They have respect and love for one another and will always cherish the time they spent together.”

 Sure. Work on their careers. Demi should take her money, buy a house somewhere in the mountains and find a hobby. Maybe take up map collecting or painting or rescue animals or something. She'll be glad she did in 20 years. Of course all of her hanger-ons want her to keep working because they're taking probably 20% of everything she earns. So there's money you can put right in the bank.  And Max can go back to being a waiter in restaurants where he'll do everyone a lot more good. People need their food when it's ready my man. And no one cares about your soap opera anymore. I can' t believe people still watch those.