Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Jennifer Aniston is a Quitter

 

Jennifer Aniston said she's thought about quitting Hollywood 

'It was an unprepared project, we've all been a part of them, you always say: "I'll never again! Never again! I will never back up into a start date!"'

The actress added that the script 'wasn't ready' and she was stuck on the project for three months. 

It comes after Jennifer admitted in June that playing Rachel Green on Friends left her feeling typecast in Hollywood.    

In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, the actress shared that she has fought 'forever' for the industry to see her as something different than 'that girl in the New York apartment with the purple walls.'

 Good. She should quit. Then come pick me up, we'll go horseback riding. Why would you want that job anyway. Hanging around with all those Hollywood creeps and perverts. You're in your 50s now, you have $300 million dollars and you only get one trip on this planet what are you doing? Waiting to be in the next Adam Sandler Netflix movie? C'mon. There must be a million things you can think of that's good to do. Restore furniture, rescue animals, build a little workshop out back and stain wood for no reason who gives a shit, anything has to be better than that. Maybe be like Paul Newman and help sick kids and race dirt bikes or stock cars or something (that would be hot as Hell by the way). I knew a girl that drag raced motorcycles. Not street bikes, drag bikes. And she looked like a pornstar to begin with, it only made her hotter. And becoming hotter than she already was, was no small feat. Well, it's your life I can't live it for you, but if you need life ideas give me a call.We can sit around and watch old, cheesy 70s biker movies like The Born Losers, or CC and Company all day while we think up ideas. Just call the usual number.