John Hamm and his girlfriend Anna Osceola enjoyed some time at The Beach of the Silly Walks in Santa Barbara, this weekend. They keep calling these people "Mad Men" co-stars like it didn't go of the air five years ago. I don't even remember what that show was about, or even what year it was five years ago, so I think you can stop describing them that way now. Either way I hope they had fun building sand castles, or eating hot dogs or whatever it is you people that insist on going to the beach do. I lived in Florida, where everything is the beach, and trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be. There's sand everywhere, it's hot, gross, slimy oil covered people are constantly bumping in to you it's disgusting. But have fun getting dragged out to see by a rip current where tiny fish will feast on your sun bloated corpse and they'll never find your bones to give you a decent burial so your ghost will wander the seas until you can join up with The Flying Dutchman, John.
