British reality show dimwit Scarlett Moffat is mad that Coronavirus restrictions have ruined her plans for her "30th" birthday party. And I'm mad that my neighbor's cat foiled my plans to steal a Picasso from the art institute. That woman is 29 years old the same way I'm the Pope of Chili Town. To be fair British people tend to look 10 years older than they are, I think it's the weather. On the other hand sometimes it's not the age, it's the mileage and who knows what she's been doing to get written about on the internet.
