Monday, July 26, 2021

!!BREAKING ROXANNE PALLETT NEWS!!!


 ATTENTION EVERYONE ROXANNE PALLETT IS PREGNANT OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT 

I guess random nobodies getting pregnant is news now. Maybe it's news because that Neanderthal Man in the New York Yankees shirt managed to find her vagina without using a picture book. If you want my advice - and I know you do - Never EVER get involved with a guy that owns a Yankee's jersey and a gold chain that big. But hey it's your life. If you want to ruin it, knock yourself out. And by the way big guy, hey have leg machines at the gym too you know. 

Look at them being carefree and happy while the hired paparazzi (one) pretends to hide while they take their pictures.