Friday, July 9, 2021

Jesse J Washes Up


 Jesse J was on a beach. Remember Jesse J? She had a hit song 10 years ago called Price Tag where she sang with what these days, some might call a super racist exaggerated patois accent that a person as white as she is probably wouldn't get away with now. Although she probably could who knows. Anyone that buys music like that isn't very bright. People stay famous in Europe way, way, way too long. Price Tag was released in 2011 - do you remember 2011? It was a lifetime ago.  And they're still writing about her. It's bizarre.  It was a catchy enough song I guess but c'mon. Anyway she was with her boyfriend "Max" (inset) who she probably met while they were bangin' with the vatos or something. Good luck you two. Have fun visiting the cemetery.