I'm writing about Crown Princess Mary of Denmark again. She was watching some sporting event with two guys (no picture available), and by the looks of it, they - or rather she - was watching soccer. I'm sure she doesn't care about soccer. Just look at her. I don't know if she's married or what. Does it matter? Not to me, and I don't care if she doesn't. So hopefully she's a little lax on the rules too. Man alive.