Salma Hayek wore a Maxi Dress and she needs to stop doing that. Salma Hayek is supernatural and it looks terrible on her. What if you're a normal person? This isn't even a sex thing, it just looks bad. Like somebody cut a hole in a table cloth and dropped it over her head. As a fashion expert I can tell you with 100% certainty that you shouldn't do this. It's not good. Not good at all.
