I could never, ever be married to a famous person. Not even Scarlett Johansson. Could you imagine having to go to these dog and pony shows, while those bloodsucking bottom feeders take your picture so a bunch of dirt eating morons could see you dressed up like a corpse going to the premier of a terrible movie, that's slowly making the world a much worse place to live. It's something I couldn't even comprehend. By the way, this picture was attached to some story about her suing Disney and I don't care so I'll include the link even though that goes against my new Rules for Livin'. If you read it, give me a call and let me know what it says, where I'll let it go to voicemail and then delete it without listening.
