RYAN GIGGS WENT SWIMMING WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND ZARA SOMETHINGOROTHER! This story is so exclusive, no one knows who the Hell they're even talking about
Here are some actual quotes from the story
1. Ditching her bikini top, the blonde was seen confidently making her way into the sea in a pair of striped bikini briefs.
2. The lingerie model was later joined by a shirtless Ryan, who was sporting navy swim shorts and goggles across his forehead.
3. It was previously reported that Zara was stopped by airport staff as she hadn't been wearing a mask.
I want you to remember the next time you think about how much smarter everyone is in Europe, that this is considered BIG EXCLUSIVE NEWS to them.