I haven't written about Amanda Holden in a while but she turned up on a beach somewhere in a red bikini and the rules are I have to say something. They weren't specific where she was exactly, but I assume somewhere in or around England because that's where she lives. I'm guessing, maybe France? Enjoying that sandy beach that was soaked with American soldier's blood so you can walk around free? Alright, never mind, let's not get started. I'm getting mad and I don't want this to devolve into some kind of insanity so let's all just enjoy Amanda's bikini shall we? It's obviously what she would have wanted. She's 50 years old you know. I still think it's borderline miraculous but hey, I'll take it.
