Britney Spears danced around in her living room in her underwear again. I'll include the Instagram link here if you're interested. It's even crazier if you watch the video. I'm actually kind of starting to feel bad for her. I'm sorry, this is just becoming really sad. It just seems like there should be... more? I guess she's just a bored person and I understand but... I don't know. Why not make a video of you throwing a ball to your dog? Maybe you took a walk and saw a friendly kitty-cat that you stopped to pet. A spooky tree? A neat old abandoned house or something. Humanize yourself, let people know you're a human being with outside interests. Anything has to be better than this.
Yes you're attractive, yes you have a nice body, we get it. But there has to be something more don't you think? Otherwise there are 20 million other attractive blondes out there. And some of them are posing nude and making pornos, so this is really nothing. I like you Britney, I'm your friend, I'm trying to help. Want to be really hot? Without resorting to porn? Learn how to ride a motorcycle. Trust me. I saw a woman on a motorcycle the other day and in one split second I suddenly understood why women like dudes on motorcycles. It was almost like I was struck by lightning. Plus it's something interesting you can talk about for a while. Living in a place where motorcycles are really only viable modes of transportation for - at best - four to six months out of the year, it's rare to see women on motorcycles. Of course it happens but for some reason, at least here, women seem to avoid them. Or at least avoid being the operator of them. See? It's already an improvement and something cool to talk about and you haven't even done it yet
