Saturday, October 23, 2021

Meadow Walker is Somebody. Married


 Good news everybody! Paul Walker's daughter, Meadow, got married! You remember Paul Walker, he was in some Fast and Furious movies and then he died in a fiery car crash while racing around in a Porsche or something eight years ago, and now his daughter got married and she wasn't kidnapped by that guy in the back on the left like I originally thought this story was going to be about. Have fun being married Meadow Walker or whatever your name is now. I didn't even know you existed until about four minutes ago and now I know you're married. Isn't the internet great?