Lizzo is learning how to do the splits for reasons known only to her and her haunted doll collection. She says she's never done them before because she has "tight hips and (is) just genetically inflexible" and not barbecue she spent 99% of her life sitting down stuffing her face (auto-correct change my fumbled misspelling of the word "because" with "barbecue" for some reason and I'm leaving it). But hey that's good. I can't do the splits. On the other hand, I'm not 200 pounds overweight so I guess life is full of trade offs.
