Gwyneth Paltrow is pushing some "female libido booster" and I'm sorry, I had all these grand plans for a super hilarious story about this, then I imagined coming home to find my girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow had taken too many female libido boosters and this whole thing spun out of control like Darth Vader getting clipped by that other TIE Fighter that sends him whirling into outer space.
