Jessica Alves is an "internet personality" and she says she made $1 million dollars selling nudes on OnlyFans. I believe her basically because I think you people are a bunch of morons. I've never actually been on OnlyFans but I've seen some pictures of some of the women that are on it, and sometimes they're so attractive you might think they weren't even human, and out of all of them, this is who you decide who want to see naked? This... person? It's your money, but my money is staying in my wallet, because I want to see this thing naked about as much as I want to hurt my back lifting something heavy. But I guess some people eat that weird bologna with the olives in it so I don't know why this surprises me at all.
