Lil Kim is that You

 I'm not sure what happened to Lil Kim, but I'm not going to say anything more because she may have been in a car accident or something that I'm not aware of.

Anastasia 'Stassie' Karanikolaou has a Complex Name

 !!!BREAKING NEWS!!! Z-list dullard Anastasia 'Stassie' Karanikolaou dyed her hair red!!! She must've done it after she put on her costume while she was filming an 80's Sci-Fi movie. I can't imagine for the life of me why this is considered news, and I'm begging you, for the love of all that's holy, please, ladies, stop doing that to your eyebrows. What the fuck is with that outfit, you can't be serious. In what universe does that look good. And look I keep saying this over and over again. Age is meaningless to me but there is no way on God's own green Earth that that woman is 23. I guess when you're the Amazon Queen no one questions what you say or how you dress

Mila Kunis is Dumb

 I know I have an embargo on writing about people wearing masks, but sometimes sunlight is the best disinfectant, so I admit I vacillate back and forth about it For instance, here's Mila Kunis walking around outside, by herself, on an empty street, wearing a mask. At what point does this become too much for you people? What exactly does she think this accomplishes? Why isn't she wearing a life jacket, you know, just in case? I can't believe this doesn't make you feel ridiculous.

Addison Rae is Famous

 Addison Rae is famous and she did this. It was said she posted a "cryptic" caption for this photo, but I don't remember what it said that's how cryptic it was. I like her "Sexy Bagpiper" Halloween costume though. She's 21 you know. So she was still in high school in 2019. Maybe you can ask her out on a date and you guys can eat pizza at Chuck E. Cheese and play Super Mario Brothers or Sonic the Hedgehog or something.

Arabella Del Busso is Glamorous

I was just going to delete this and not bother posting it but I didn't want to leave that Bridget Fonda thing up for what could potentially be the whole weekend. I don't know who Arabella Danger or whatever her name is, but they called her a "glamour model" and that usually means amateur porn star so I'll definitely look into that because she's got a rock star body that's almost inhuman and right now, this very second, for my purposes that's the most important thing, I don't even care if she has a face like a truck driver. My guess is it's the eyebrows. Please ladies, stop doing that.

Bridget Fonda is That You

 Someone took a picture of Bridget Fonda (left). I have no idea how they knew that was Bridget Fonda because I'm looking right at it and I don't know that's Bridget Fonda. Are they sure? Did they ask for some kind of ID or something? You can't just take a picture of a crazy lady somewhere and call her Bridget Fonda. Let me tell you something, this one hurts. A lot. I had such a bad crush on Bridget Fonda in the 90s that it was actually physically painful. She retired from acting in 2002 because I guess she decided to spend the rest of her life as  Mrs Claus. I'm sorry, I'm just hurt and angry about all of this and I tend to lash out. 

Jason Momoa for the Ladies

 Here's a newly single Jason Momoa for the ladies. Well? What are you waiting for? Go get him.

Kim Kardashian Takes a Photo Shop Class

 People are surprised to find out Kim Kardashian photo shops her Instagram posts. This is like being surprised your car stops running if you don't keep putting gas in it. You people aren't really this stupid are you? Of course she photo shops her pictures, have you ever seen her without photo shop? Her whole entire life is photo shopped. 

Do you think these people look how they look in pictures all the time? They don't. Especially the women, and I mean especially the women. You could probably walk right past 75% of these people on the street and never know it. If most of them got kidnapped, they'd have to hire a NASA supercomputer to undo all of their pictures so at least they'd know who they were looking for. Maybe you should try growing up because life isn't a fantasy.

Christina Aguilera a Lo Grande

Christina Aguilera (yes that's her apparently), is poised to make a huge comeback by recording new music for the "Latino Market". Which I assume is like a baseball player moving to Japan. Maybe her and Jennifer Lopez can jet on over to Romania next and make a buddy cop movie. 

Carey Hart Lost His Shirt

Carey Hart is married to Pink and he posted shirtless pics on Instagram. Ostensibly to show off the fact that he's trying to lose body fat but my suspicion is he's trying to impress women that aren't Pink. Hey listen, if he's not interested in Pink anymore I'll be more than happy to take her. C'mon Pink, the guy's like a 48 year old BMX bike stunt guy or something let's be serious. 

Here's Dakota Johnson. Again

 Dakota Johnson was on that one late night talk show with that unfunny, overweight British guy the other day. No, I don't know what they talked about, maybe scones and tea. They keep saying she's 32 like I still believe in the tooth fairy. I'm not saying her being older than that would be bad because I wouldn't care if she was 52, but don't treat me like I'm an idiot either.

Stacey Dash is Someone

 Stacey Dash isn't in the news as far as I know, but I saw her name mentioned somewhere and she's super hot so that's a good enough reason for me to write about her. Besides I didn't look for anything else today and hot girls in short dresses and high heels is the only fall back position I have. You guys get what you pay for I guess.

Gaspard Ulliel Liked Skiing

An actor named Gaspard Ulliel died after a skiing accident a couple days ago. Maybe a week ago, who can say, life is a mystery. I guess he crashed into another skier and wasn't wearing a helmet? Something like that. I don't know why people insist on skiing but if you want to die on a frozen mountain somewhere instead of throwing darts or shooting pool in a warm bar I guess that's totally up to you.

Gavin Rossdale Lives

 Imagine it being 2022 and you're still forced to write about Gavin Rossdale and his MYSTERY WOMAN who no one seems to be able to name. Bush had one hit (that I'm aware of) in 1995. TWENTY SIX years ago.  There have been roughly 102 wars that have started and finished  involving the United States since Bush was formed in 1992 and originally broke up in 2002.  But I guess this is the life I chose.

Regina King is an Actress

 I wasn't going to write about Regina King because the story I saw about her was very sad, but she's kind of hot so I prefer to focus on that. Sorry I'm a dude. Let's see what else I know about her. I know her age but I'm not saying... um.... she looks good in a sparkley dress... She kind of looks uncomfortable there but that's nothing a few drinks over dinner can't fix. I'll try to remember to bring my credit card this time I swear.

Sophie Brussaux is Somebody

I got sick of reading about Democratic totalitarians, as if there's another kind, so thank The Lord for chicks with porn bods in bikinis. So here's Sophie Brussaux. She had a baby with Drake because he's rich and she's an idiot. Normally I wouldn't have even looked at this story but I saw that picture and I hit the brakes like a line of baby ducks walked in front of my car. I haven't seen her face but honestly who cares.

The Return of the Gulags

 You people are dangerous lunatics.

Adele is a Bad Person

 Adele cancelled ALL of the dates for her Las Vegas residency due to "Covid concerns" and people are PISSED, and to that I say hahahahaha. What did you expect? This is exactly the kind of behavior I'd expect from the world's most famous Twitter wine mom. All of her songs are about empowerment and guys being mean or how her dad wasn't nice or something I don't even know (I've never heard an Adele song I'm making a lot of assumptions based on her white, blonde, female appearance) and now you're surprised she's wetting her pants over Covid? She posted a video of her cancelling it while weeping (naturally). 

 "I’m so sorry but my show ain’t ready," a tearful Adele said in a video message posted on social media.

"We’ve tried absolutely everything that we can to pull it together in time and for it to be good enough for you, but we’ve been absolutely destroyed by delivery delays and COVID," she continued, adding that "half my team are down with" the virus.

 Half her team is down with the virus? Yeah okay, prove it. Where the Hell have you been for the last two years? I'd say too bad but this is what you get. I hope you spent a lot of money and got fucked over. Sorry, it's the only way you'll learn

Joss Whedon has a Tiny Face

I've been desperately avoiding writing about Josh Whedon because from what little I know about him, he is a GIGANTIC asshole so I'll link the story here.  I'll summarize it for you.  It's a story about how he's a monumental jagoff. There I saved you a few minutes. And so now I got a story to post, and you get to read about Josh Whedon if you really want too. So if you want to read it, go right ahead, knock yourself out but I won't force you I'm not your mother.

Alan Ritchson NUDE For the Ladies

Here's "Reacher" "star" Alan Ritchson with his shirt off while wearing a watch. I posted this for the ladies because he's all big and muscley and wearing a watch. I assume that's a watch. Look! He's wearing it with the face on the inside! What a fucking gorilla faced idiot. Good luck with this one ladies. Hey you picked him, not me. Maybe if you run out of gas he'll let you get out and push.

Ellie Goulding is Famous

 Ellie Goulding is a "famous" person somewhere, probably England, and she was spotted during a break in the filming of the fourth movie in the Jay and Silent Bob series. She's Jay I guess I don't know I only saw one a long time ago and it was as stupid as hell. I don't even know if I spelled her name right and there is no way in the world I'm checking to find out if I did.

Amanda Holden is Pathetic

 Amanda Holden did this in her garage. I think it actually had something to do with that vacuum cleaner you see in the corner there, I can't imagine any other reason for doing this.  I'm sorry this all seems terribly pathetic to me. There are never any friends or guys or pets or anything  in these pictures . She's supernaturally attractive, and seems kind of smart and funny,  so you know she must be a horrible mental basket case that no one wants to be around. Women would rather dress like a 1980s hooker and post pictures of it on Instagram than go to therapy. 

Marilyn Manson Wears Sunglasses at Night

 Marilyn Manson was spotted in LA, keeping up this act. This is the same exact thing as walking around with a flannel tied around your waist. Or maybe teasing your hair into a giant hairspray filled haystack. You don't HAVE to be weird all the time you know. You can just be a person. That's okay too. Trust me, your weirdo fans will forgive you.

Christie Brinkley Wears a Bikini

Christie Brinkley - 67 year old Christie Brinkley - put on a bikini and a big sombrero and then showed all 280 people that still care. Okay so she posted it on Instagram where she has more than 280 followers but you get the point, don't you? Of course you do! Look how smart you are!

You have to admit she looks pretty amazing for 67. Shit, she looks amazing for 47 or even 37 since most people wake up one day and decide they're old, so they just sit around and wait to die for some reason. You don't have to be one of those 50 year old weirdos with jet black hair that still dresses like a Bulgarian teenager sneaking into a noisy nightclub with a fake ID for bottle service, but you shouldn't dress like Aunt Bee or Mr Rogers either. Those days are long gone. But it's your life. If you want to walk around like Grandpa Earl when you're 41, me and Christie won't stop you.

Romeo Beckham Starts his Journey

 It was a big, big weekend for David and Victoria Beckham's son Romeo. He was on the cover of GQ magazine and got jumped into the Latin Kings all on the same day. It must've been a real whirlwind for him. Vaya con dios puto.

Julia Fox is Famous. Now.

 Kanye West has a new girlfriend named Julia Fox. Here they are filming something called Donda 2 (?) and I'll be more likely to win the lottery twice than I will actually seeing this - I assume - movie. I never even saw Donda 1, how am I supposed to know what's going on? She is 10 times hotter than Kim Kardashian, so at least she has that going for her. She did pick Kanye though and while I don't understand the whole "Kanye is a genius" thing, I'll give him credit for at least having a hot girlfriend. Thank God she's 31 instead of being some 22 year old... person. If she was, you'd probably wind up at house parties doing beer bongs and playing quarters or keg stands or you'd have to get involved in some kind of lame vaping contest where if you lose you have to switch to an unpopular gender or whatever it is 20 year olds do now.

Shay Mitchell has a Jacket

Shay Mitchell went out to eat with her boyfriend Matbdhjdg. Sorry I cropped out her face. You know about my rule about writing about people still wearing masks, especially outside. The big news was that she's still famous I guess. People never, ever stop being famous these days. They called her the "Pretty Little Liars" star, which was a show that went of the air five years ago. And frankly I'd never heard of her before today.  Then they talked about her oversized jacket and clear high heels like strippers used to wear 10 years ago. I'm sure they were $1800 because they see you idiots coming from a mile away. "Hey here comes that lady that wants clear stripper heels that went out of style 11 years ago, how much should we charge her?" "I dunno... $1800?" I guess lucky for her it's still the late 1990s where she lives.

Sofia Vergara is Miraculous

 It's Saturday and I didn't really feel much like sifting through the celebrity garbage dump today, and then as luck would have it, Sofia Vergara was posting pics on her Instagram from her modeling days in the 90s. Honestly I felt like I won the lottery. Maybe not the big lottery but one of those where you get four numbers and you win $100 or maybe a free ticket on one of those scratch off things. She looks like a cartoon superhero for God's sake. And honestly unless she fell down a flight of stairs or something last week and I just haven't heard about it yet she pretty much still looks like this (Good lord). It's something about Colombia. ALL the women look like this there, (Click here for a picture of Esperanza Gomez) it's a goddamn freak show. I wish it wasn't such a horrible, dangerous place to live or I might consider moving there. So if you're reading this Sofia, and you want to move back to Colombia and you need someone super manly to protect you, just let me know

Jessica Chastain is a Person

 I just learned about Jessica Chastain so be prepared for A LOT of Jessica Chastain stories.   

Hillary Duff Looks Hot

 Hillary Duff got dressed up and looked pretty hot for the premier of her show How I Met Your Father which I'm sure is sidesplittingly hilarious. Those aren't polka dots but their close enough. Maybe she should show Britney those shoes. Did I mention she looked pretty hot? Okay good.   

Bo Derek and Maggie Q are Chums

 Bo Derek was photographed talking to "Maggie Q", whoever the fuck that is. This is a stupid "news" item and the only reason I'm writing this at all is because of how their respective ages were so prominently displayed. Bo Derek is 65, and whoever Maggie Q is is 42. Their ages were in the banner headline for God's sake.  And so? Frankly I find people's fixation on other people's ages bizarre. One time a relatively new friend asked me how old I was and he looked at me - and reacted -  like I was Methuselah, but it turns out I was just two years older than he was. What causes that disconnect?  What made him think I was "so old" while he presumably imagined he was still a teenager, despite the fact that we would have attended high school at exactly the same time and experienced exactly the same things, at exactly the same chronological moment? I just do not understand it, there must be some psychological reason for it. As usual, I blame the internet.

 And honestly, I thought Bo Derek was older than that. Not based on her appearance but because her first movie was "10" and that was in the 1979 when she was 23 years old, and Smokey and the Bandit Trans Ams, and disco still ruled the world, which seems like it was 110 years ago. Anyway, these two, despite their almost 25 year age difference are basically peers. I know it's a gap but hear me out. They both remember (mostly) the same presidents, their frames of reference are (again, mostly) the same. Barring any disagreement socially, they could easily (mostly) hang out together with the same group of people. It's a case by case thing. My neighbor was a Korean War vet in his 70s when we met and he was just about the coolest guy I ever knew. Yeah so maybe it's me. Maybe I'm the one with the distorted view but I don't know. But I do have some bad news for you. If you're pushing 40 you're middle aged. 

If you have kids, a husband/wife and a mortgage, and a dog, you're middle aged. Why do you think most municipalities have an upper age limit for when you can join the police force or the fire department? How about the military? Usually beginning in the early 30s It's because you're old, and mentally set in your ways, and you aren't as physically capable as you were when you were 18 or 20 or 25. Don't believe me? Just look at your friends that graduated from school with you 10 or 15 or 20 years ago. So maybe none of that applies to you specifically, but it applies generally. And there's nothing wrong with that. 

In fact, I think the only time anyone's age should be displayed is if they're under 30 or maybe even 35. Because much after 30 or 35 physical appearances can camouflage someone's life experience and everyone knows everyone under 30 is a moron. This way you have a little warning about who you're dealing with. And trust me, there's been plenty of times when I wish I was warned. So get it together. We all get only so many trips around the sun here. 

Sarah Michelle Gellar Loves the 80s

 

Sarah Michelle Geller - who I barely recognize - said she's bringing back the 80s even though I can't imagine why you'd do that... 

 'As I’ve been fairly unimpressed by 2022 so far, I’m think of just bringing 1983 back,' she captioned her Instagram post.

I don't know what about this is "80s". The pink lightning bolts? I guess? And you're "unimpressed" with 2022? It's 12 days old. She doesn't say why she's unimpressed with 2022, I guess that's probably what people who don't have any original thoughts say. Am I really going to have to listen to you shitheads complain about how bad 2022 is for the next 353 days? Because I'm not doing that this year. 

Jason Momoa is Single

 Attention ladies! After four years of marriage, (16 years together total) Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet are getting divorced! So if you're in the market for a giant lunkhead that put up with the likes of Lisa Bonet for nearly two decades you're in luck. Just imagine how nutty you can act and it'll just be water off that guys back. 

BRITNEY SPEARS NUDE FOR REAL

 Let's dial all of this back today and switch to Britney Spears wearing nothing but WHITE nylon stockings naked. Kind of. It's close enough. Well... for my purposes anyway. 

Crystal Hefner Has no Boobs

 I was going to write about Crystal Hefner's boobs, and how having her fake ones removed cost her thousands of followers on social media but oh my God who could possibly give a shit. I didn't even know Hugh Hefner had a wife named Crystal. Let me tell you, I'm a guy, and I definitely don't care about boobs all that much. In fact it's very, very low on my list of things I find appealing about women, and dudes that have boobs listed as some kind of top end "requirement" on a check list, have some kind of weird psychological hang up, and if you're a woman, you'll be getting exactly what you imagine if you settle for one of these types of guys. He's probably going to make you go to hockey games, and you'll be forced to shop for sports jerseys and commemorative helmets for him for his birthday and Christmas while he eats "wings", smokes cigars, and yells at your kid's volunteer football coach. But whatever, it's your life. If you want a garage with a beer fridge in it and a Chicago Bears banner hanging on the wall, and a bass boat in the driveway I won't try to stop you.

Lori Lightfoot is One Sick Puppy

 So let me get this straight. The Ultra-Woke, black, lesbian mayor of one of the most liberal cities in the country, that's "double vaxxed" and "boosted" (at a minimum) that social distances religiously and probably wears a mask in the fucking shower got Covid anyway? Maybe it's time to start rethinking all of this pandemic horse shit, don't you think?

This (last) Summer's (Or Maybe the Summer Before I Have No Idea) Must See Movie

 

There's more attractive women in this movie than I expected. I don't even know when it came out. Man, I really gotta see Black Widow. Let's face it I probably won't though. Why would I sit through what's most likely a two hour tire fire when I can just look at pictures.

Oh Hi Katie Hurley

This is Elizabeth Hurley's sister Katie. I'm not mentioning her age because who could possibly give a fuck. This story was about how she's on some dating app, blah blah blah... I have to be honest If I had to make a choice between her and Liz (I cal her Liz), I'm honestly not so sure that I could. Just based on physical appearances this is a straight up tie. Hopefully she's less of a flake than Liz is. That could definitely be the tie breaker. Good lord. She looks so sunny and warm... okay I have to stop.  I have written about her before and my feelings for her haven't really changed at all. It's not that I forgot about her I guess maybe I had to just not think about her that's all, right Katie. You understand don't you? Listen let me make it up to you. Remind me to bring my wallet.

Lottie Moss is Back

 Lottie Moss is back! She didn't really go anywhere as far as I know I just hadn't seen anything about her lately. And I don't go hunting for news about these people, when I see it, I see it. I almost never think about any of the people I write about here beyond what you see. Yes there are occasions every once in a while  I think about a specific couple of them, usually Elizabeth Hurley, or Jennifer Aniston before I go to bed but that's not what I'm talking about.

Anyhoo, Lottie was in Antigua when she took these pictures. I guess that's what zoomers do these days. They can't go one day without taking pictures of themselves. What an awful existence, to have every second of your life cataloged like this. She's 24 years old you know. In fact oddly enough, today (1/9) is her birthday. So that means she was born in 1998. Yes she's cute, and I'm sure she's very nice but let's face it, she was in high school just a few years ago, so she's probably a fucking idiot. For all you know, she still believes in Santa Claus. Happy birthday Lottie, don't do too many shots or vape too much or whatever 20 somethings do these days. 

Luann de Lesseps Breaks the Case

 

Luann de Lesseps was in Tulum, Mexico over the weekend practicing her astonished look for when the detective declares that the butler did it. As usual she's some pathetic Real Housewives nimrod. Is this all you dullards watch? Reality TV? Do you know there's cool shows about rockets, and outer space, and WWII and stuff like that every day, and some times all day, literally all over cable TV? And yet here you are drooling into your bib while you watch these idiots run around in evening gowns and have slap fights or whatever it is they do. 

Small wonder I have to listen to you mouth breathers whine about how you're afraid of Covid all day. Imbeciles.

!!!BREAKING JACOB ELORDI NEWS!!!

 I decided to try some other celebrity sites for news I can steal and !!BANG!! The first one gave me a breaking news story about JACOB ELORDI!! Oh... My... God... Yeah I Googled him but couldn't find any information. Sorry. I'm sure he's in a series on HBO Max or Hutu or whatever the fuck, you people absorb and make part of your personality. Remember how nobody would shut up about Game of Thrones? 

So Jacob went shopping at "Ben's 90's Shredder Store" and went for a ride on a one wheeled... thing. So now when you hear people talking about Jacob Elordi you'll been one up on them because you'll be in the know. Say something to whoever you're talking to like "Hey he likes those one wheeled things, and probably loves Blind Melon". They'll think you're super hip.

Julianne Hough's Got Legs

 Julianne Hough walked around in a short skirt and high heels after leaving a taping of "Ellen". Hey I'm not complaining. They called her an "entertainer" but I don't know what that means, I thought she was on some reality show 14 years ago but I could be wrong. I also thought Ellen went off the air because she's a thug and a bully but I guess I'm wrong about that too. Unless the "taping of an Ellen show" is Hollywood code for lesbian orgy which is entirely possible. What am I, Google?

Britney Spears is High

 Britney Spears bought her first high waisted bathing suit and posted it on Instagram where she said

"My fiance likes it, but I'm not so sure"

Well I'm sure. No. I can't believe this fad is continuing. Anything high waisted looks terrible and Britney has a really nice body and it STILL looks bad. Why would you do this to yourself. 

I wasn't going to write this at all because I don't want to give anything high waisted even the slightest bit of anything that can be even remotely misconstrued as an endorsement but I saw a cute blonde girl in a pink bathing suit and sunglasses standing in the sunshine and I haven't seen the Sun in days and it's currently ZERO degrees outside right now, and the wind is actually painful when it hits your skin. So awful high waisted bathing suit and terrible shoes or not this was getting written because I needed even a momentary escape from the Hell Hole that is Chicago for eight months of the year. Please help m Britney, you can keep the bathing suit okay? It's fine you win just come get me.

Travis Barker is a Scientist

 Travis Barker has officially discovered Instagram filters. I can't really say I blame him he's 46 years old and well... that shit happens to everyone. If you're 25 years old right now live it up. Because 20 years goes by in the blink of an eye and before you know it, you're just another 45 year old person marrying a Kardashian, wondering where it all went wrong. 

I'm off the point here. He's marrying a Kardashian for some reason, and also filters his selfies. Plus he was/is in Blink-182 which is easily in my Top Ten Worst Bands of the 90s. What else. Oh yeah he was in a plane that crashed I think. Is there anything he can't do?  Stay away from this guy, obviously he's a disaster just waiting to happen.

Demi Lovato is Spooky. Dumb

Demi Lovato sang to ghosts because she thinks that will help them or they were abused or something? It's also possible it's because her career is over and she just needed to be on TV one last time. Hey look, I was going to delete this a long time ago because it's super old then I remembered I made that picture and everything and I wasn't about to waste all those minutes it took just to delete it.

 

 

You Load 16 Tons

 Look at all of these draft ideas that I had saved but never actually wrote. See? I'm constantly working even if you don't always notice the results. Oh sure I'll probably just delete these because I forgot what they were about long, long ago but you get the idea.

!!!UPDATE!!!! I deleted them. Well... not the Demi Lovato one but the rest of them I did.

Ashley Graham Explodes on the scene

 Ashley Graham is a model, who's also become famous for being pregnant with a baby hippopotamus. I guess her modeling career is over. Hey, don't be mad at me it's not like I'm the one making these decisions.

Rebel Wilson is Fresh and New

 Rebel Wilson made some appearances (?) I guess (?) plugging her new Australian show (?) "Super Fun Night (?) which was a show on America TV in 2013 (?) that got cancelled after one season, which on average, means 22 episodes. So here comes Australia once again bringing up the rear and living off the scraps thrown on the ground in front them by Americans like a stray dog outside of an illegal restaurant in the Philippines. Can you imagine getting a 10 year old TV show broadcast in your country like it was brand new. This is why they're locking up people in Covid camps that don't even have covid. 

Maybe part of the punishment for not being sick is watching Rebel Wilson on TV. Are we sure this isn't a human rights violation? Hey don't ask me, I think we should have let the Japanese have the whole place back on the 1940s so they can do whatever they want over there as far as I'm concerned.

Madonna Gets Ghosted

 Madonna went skiing with her kids somewhere in California and posted pictures of this monumental event on Instagram and used so many filters on her face she turned herself into an 18th century Japanese ghost. I can't believe that's her kid. At least I think it is. What a fucking nerd. I hope somebody gave him a swirlie.

Alec Baldwin Likes Garbage Piles

 Alec Baldwin stalked New York looking for his next victim. He dressed in black so he can collapse on the ground next to a pile of garbage bags like I always see in pictures of New York (see: lower left corner) and disappear like a fat ninja. I guess people in New York just bag up their garbage and toss it on the street. I guess we should consider ourselves lucky they at least put it in bags. Whatever I don't have to live there. Maybe that's part of the appeal I always hear everyone talking about so it's making a comeback. "I remember in the 70s when New York was dangerous and covered with garbage". We should wall the whole place off.