Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Happy Prince Day

To honor his birthday, today is Prince Day in Minnesota
According to the proclamation from the governor's office, “Minnesotans are encouraged to wear purple on Prince Day in honor of The Purple One's enduring legacy.”
Proclamation? Did they have a guy in a pointy hat with a musket strapped to his back shout this from a scroll of paper while standing on a box? Weirdos. The people of Minnesota also once made Jesse Ventura their governor so maybe we should just ignore everything they do from now on.