Friday, June 10, 2016

Maria Sharapova Does drugs. Is Cool.

Six foot two inch blonde Maria Sharapova was banned from tennis for two years over some kind of drug use hopefully not steroids or those ones that turn you into a man. But it's all too bad because like me, all the billions of tennis fans will sure miss her on the court. Okay I'll be honest I don't like tennis, nobody does, I just like tall leggy blondes. A shocking confession I know. The game won't be the same without you Maria. I'm here if you need comforting. I could probably get drugs if you want them.

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