banned from tennis for two years over some kind of drug use hopefully not steroids or those ones that turn you into a man. But it's all too bad because like me, all the billions of tennis fans will sure miss her on the court. Okay I'll be honest I don't like tennis, nobody does, I just like tall leggy blondes. A shocking confession I know. The game won't be the same without you Maria. I'm here if you need comforting. I could probably get drugs if you want them.