Neil Patrick Harris shaved his head for a play he's in. Why is this news? I'm not sure. Why do people still go to plays? Are you too poor to own a TV? Remember when all anyone on the internet would talk about was Neil Patrick Harris, Betty White, zombies and bacon? Oh man those were the days. I'm still not exactly sure why any of that happened. Now it's pizza. What will be the next hip food item? No one knows for sure but I hope we can all get along. Maybe some day when you're bouncing your grandchildren on your knee, you can tell them about the time you served during the Meme Wars and you shook the hand of General Neil Patrick Harris.
