Friday, June 24, 2016

Snake Makes a Wise Decision

These people aren't famous but the story was about how the guy got bitten by a damn rattlesnake while they were having their "official" wedding pictures taken, and to that I say good. I hope it hurt. A lot. Did they release the white doves before or after? Did the sky writer draw the big heart in time? What about whatever other ridiculous things people do for these stupid photos. Maybe the snake was just tired of your shit. I know I am and I've never even met you assholes.