Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Tuesday, June 14, 2016
Time Travelers are Among Us
This was originally supposed to be about Alessandra Ambrosio or however you spell her name wearing yoga pants. I'm sure she's very nice but I've never found most supermodel types all that attractive. And frankly I've seen girls that look better in yoga pants. A lot better. Instead I wanted to talk about the guy behind her. Him and his ripped jeans got into his specially equipped IROC shortly after this picture was taken and went back to 1991 to buy the newest Pearl Jam album so his parents would have something to smoke pot too and fall in love with each other again so he and his sister could be born. I don't know where I was going with this. No YOU shut up.