Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Lisa Marie Presley is the King of Divorce

After 10 years of marriage Lisa Marie Presley filed for divorce from her fourth husband Michael "The Chapeau" Lockwood
 In the filing Presley, 48, cited irreconcilable differences as grounds for the divorce and requested full custody of the couple’s twin girls, Harper and Finley.
  Don't worry he gets to keep all of his wacky hats. When you're ready to settle down LM (I call her LM) I'm ready to be ex-husband number five. You know where to find me, you know, hanging out next to the dumpster by the 7-11.