Heidi Klum took off her top and laid around on a rock strewn, gravel beach with her doughy boyfriend Bill Wannamaker or whatever that dorks name is. He looks kind of like a Bill could you imagine if I guessed right!? HAHA! Anyway I'm sure she was in Greece or the Maldives or maybe the Canary Islands or wherever these people go when they want to be "secretly" photographed topless. They have volcanoes there so be extra careful Heidi, Bill doesn't exactly look like a man of action, unlike me because I would punch that stupid volcano in it's dumb face if it threatened you. So remember, I'll be over here restoring this old motorcycle, rescuing some puppies and working out if you need me.
