Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Old Hippie Gets Sued

David Crosby, of Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Dewey, Cheatem and How and Young (ask your grandfather about the band, and the joke) settled a $3 million dollar lawsuit when he was sued by a jogger that he hit with his electric car. The jogger says David was drunk and/or on drugs and I believe him. But what surprises me even more is that David Crosby had $3 million dollars. I'd try saving some of that money if I were you Dave, those old hippies buying your albums won't be around much longer. Oh, you're a 74 year old alcoholic and former drug addict? My mistake. Hey go nuts.