Thursday, March 19, 2020

Clare Crawley is Okay

 Clare Crawley was in her super hot MILF porno dress in New York; "Epicenter for America's Assholes". She looks 44 but she's probably more like 33 (!!! UPDATE!!! She's 38 I looked). She was there looking for people for her show The Bachelor, or The Bachelorette? Because if there's one place you want to look for real winners it's New York City. I think she's the bachelorette and not the actual host, but I don't know how this show works. Do they play bags or shoot BB guns at targets and spell words like Wheel of Fortune?  Honestly I have zero idea.

 I scrolled down a little bit to find out, and immediately saw a bunch of treacle-y shit about taking care of each other, or watching out for others or whatever meaningless garbage you people parrot at each other every day to make yourselves feel better and I immediately stopped reading. So go watch her show I'm sure it's really good, especially if you've had a severe head injury.