Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Dakota Johnson is Cooler Than I Thought

Dakota Johnson was out doing stuff and walking around in her distressed Notorious BIG t-shirt. Hey, they're starting to catch on. Instead of sending some beaten down, underpaid assistant to JCPenney to by a "rock and or roll shirt"off that $20  ironic t-shirt table, so they can look (sort of) cool in these staged photos, they give a new shirt to some Hollywood wardrobe person and make it look old so it looks like they've been hip for a long time. I could be wrong, maybe the second whitest girl on planet Earth named Dakota is walking around L.A. in a Notorious BIG shirt. A guy that was shot to death in 1997, when she was seven years old and still thought humans were one piece round bodies with stick arms and legs.  Maybe she really is cooler than me. I seriously doubt it though .