I noticed Kylie Jenner today. Weird right? I can't really put my finger on why I noticed her, I was just surfing the internet - as you kids say - looking for something else to write about, so I didn't have to stare at Jim Carrey's stupid fucking face all day, and just like a miracle...there she was. Sometimes things work out like that. She's apparently 22 years old but I'm guessing that's strictly numbers on the calendar because that girl ain't 22 I can promise you that.
