Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Sofia Richie is Bored

Sofia Richie posed for pictures for Frankie's Bikinis because she's 21, mildly attractive, and also a trust fund baby with absolutely nothing better to do. You can tell how young she is because her legs are totally smooth and show no signs of having joints, kind of like the space ship door in The Day the Earth Stood Still. It is a hot picture, I'll give you that, but guys like me love those hot white trash girls like the one's you see holding the stop sign on a road crew that can swig Wild Turkey with one hand, and whip M-80's with the other. Hey don't blame me I'm, not in charge of evolution.