Happy 50th birthday Mariah Carey! The story where I learned it was her 50th birthday was filled with mostly 25 year old pictures of her, and even the one you see above is 21 years old, but that's pretty much the most recent one they had, so who knows if she's even still alive. For all we know she looks like Andre the Giant now, or has a second head growing out of her back. I've heard that starts happening to some women in their 40s and 50s. That must be rough.