Iggy Azalea Official Porn

 Iggy Azalea has made the move in to full on XXX porn! OMFGZMOGFART

The Grammy nominated artist with more than 17 million followers on Instagram will be performing at the annual 2024 AVAN Awards.

No she didn't. She's not doing the kind of porn like the women that are literally dozens of order of magnitudes hotter than her that you can see online at the click of a cursor, but it got boomer dopes and teenagers with TikTok brain to click the story. She's performing at the AVN Awards. Sort of the Oscars of Porn. She may offer hardcore stuff on her OnlyFans but I'll never, ever find out and if you tell me I'll blow up your car.

But hey, if you want to pay to see Iggy Azalea naked that's up to you. My brother likes to eat fried chicken with ketchup so to each their own I guess. Either way it's only wrong if you force me to do it.

Scarlett Johansen Sees Red

Scarlett Johansson had a Christmas party last week. I think it was a costume party because she dressed up like a mean grade school teacher. Or maybe she just has Resting European Face. There was a bunch of other people there like Lorne Michaels although why you'd invite that guy is beyond me. I definitely get the idea that he isn't as funny or fun to be around as you might imagine.  I saved this more than a week ago and the guest list was obviously unremarkable. Her husband was there too but I have zero idea what that guy's name is. Either way I hope everyone had fun during the Celebrity Money Pile orgy they had at the end of it all.
 

Paris Hilton is a Gift

 Paris Hilton dressed up like a Slutty Santa, probably for Christmas but who knows for sure. I saved this before Christmas then forgot to write about her, like 99.9% of the rest of the world. I hope she had sex or whatever.

Hugh Jackman Comes Out for Christmas

 Hugh Jackman celebrated Christmas by announcing he's gay. He didn't say anything out loud, he did it by wearing that yellow shoes/shirt/golden jacket ensemble, while standing next to his tastefully decorated Christmas tree. Sometimes you have to be able to read between the lines.

Taylor Swift Sucks

 Haha! What? I thought people stopped giving each other hickeys when they were like 14 years old, and these two are in their mid-30s. Mathematically practically middle age.  And hickeys don't happen by accident. It's not like you accidentally hit your neck on something, you have to actively perform this action. 

I will say I did have a girl give me a hickey once, I'm not going to go into detail... let's just say it was extremely painful. I will say that was the last time I got a hickey and I promise I wasn't in my mid-30s that's just how much it hurt I remember it to this day.

Travis Kelce Gets More Ice

 Taylor Swift's boyfriend, Travis Kelce, walked around with his shirt off because that's what guys do I guess. I don't know, I'm a dude so I can't really judge another dude. What I will say is he doesn't look anywhere near as muscular as I thought an NFL tight end/wide receiver would look. He looks more like a bar back in a hipster bar than a running back on a football team but I don't have to date him. Or throw a football to him. Hey look I only wrote this so the two women that read this blog get to look at something beside Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini okay so get off my back.

Gwyneth Paltrow is Hot

 Gwyneth Paltrow went somewhere warm enough so she could wear a bikini. I like looking at this picture for a couple of reasons. Number one, I like mostly naked women. And two, it's currently 39 degrees in Chicago and it's raining that kind of misty rain where it's not really rain yet it's kind of everywhere so even standing under an awning or umbrella would do you zero good and this kind of picture takes me to a happier place. 

Also I somehow managed to get really sick and this is sort of low hanging fruit. Speaking of fruit she was with her daughter, Apple, and trust me, Gwyneth is hotter. Way hotter. So much so that I actually kind of feel bad for the kid. I won't personally include any pictures of a kid (even though she is 19) because as far as I know she never asked to be famous but I will include a link that has pictures if you're that curious. 

Can you imagine being a 19 year old girl and you bring home some guy and you look out at the pool and Gwyneth Paltrow is out there in a bikini? I can imagine a lot of self-harm like cutting and eating disorders going on in that house but I don't have a daughter so maybe I'm wrong (I'm not)

Gwen Stefani Goes to Prom

I didn't want to write about Gwen Stefani today, but she and her family sent out a Christmas card and some people that think Gwen Stefani is still famous started to have emotional breakdowns over it. She's married to Blake Shelton you know. 

Gwen Stefani had a pretty amazing comeback in the early 2000s? Is that when that was? But I want you to know she was in No Doubt in the 1990s, and they had a couple of hits but they really weren't as big as some people would have you believe. How do I know this? I was there that's how. In the 90s. 

I'm sure No Doubt could come back today and do a stadium tour that would sell out even today because Gen X is worse with the nostalgia then the Boomers ever were and I bet very few people could actually name more than one or two of their songs. So what happens now is you get middling performers that should have vanished 30 years ago getting stories written about them in 2023 because they're wearing an ugly prom dress on a Christmas card with their big headed husband. And today's "famous" people are from TikTok and Instagram and they're only really known to a few million people and they aren't really famous enough to fill the celebrity void. So you get stories like this... A 1990s singer sent out a Christmas card.

It's entirely possible that she's doing something now that makes her super popular but I don't pay attention to what musicians from the 90s are doing today

 

 

 

 

 

Brad Pitt is an Idiot

 Brad Pitt (R) went out with his girlfriend Ines (L) for his 60th birthday while wearing what was described as a SIX THOUSAND DOLLAR SHIRT. Who the fuck needs a $6000 dollar shirt for any reason. Even if you have the kind of money that allows you to buy a $6000 dollar shirt... what the fuck for? It's a shirt. It didn't grant you magical powers to shoot lightning from your fingers or render it's user invisible, don't you feel ridiculous?

How can you justify that? I have no problems with the money side of this, I'm not one of those "You need to save the world because you're rich!" types  far from it. 

BUT

 I don't want to hear this bozo talk about homeless people, or school funding or property taxes or whatever the fuck else he wants to blab about with his Hollywood buddies while he's walking around in a shirt that would pay my mortgage for four months.

Just keep making your little movies nobody sees and we'll all get along just fine.

Beyonce is Swift

Beyonce went out for her birthday and did her best to look like Taylor Swift, from the blonde hair, right down to the $2800 (!) Prada shorts she was wearing. I don't care how much money you have, paying nearly $3000 for some shorts is just stupid. They said she wore them "confidently" which means she should have picked something else because someone saying you did anything with confidence is at best a back handed compliment.

"Beyonce confidently strode to the buffet line for a third time..." See what I mean? It's not good.

I guess other famous people were there like Rhianna and Kris Jenner haha. So this is like the Party of the Damned filled with people only roughly 3% of the population gives a shit about these over rated has-beens anymore.

Leonardo DiCaprio Gets Smart

Eco-Warrior Leonardo DiCaprio flew from London to Paris by himself on a private plane using more fossil fuels and creating more pollution in a couple of hours than I will in two years, all while wearing a mask so he could meet his girlfriend. I didn't catch her name but it's probably something like Lucricia SanFillipo and she's most likely a 20 year old model that couldn't find her own ass with both hands. They said he was wearing a "bomber jacket" but that's not a bomber jacket. That's called an Eisenhower Jacket. Know how I know that? I have one exactly like it hanging in my closet. He's not cool enough for that. Sorry.

As a dude I can honestly say Leonardo DiCaprio seems - in the vernacular of today's kids - extremely mid. So I don't get it at all. I understand everyone's fascination with this guy less and less every day. Sometimes on very rare occasions he seems cool, and then I remember he's an idiot that's still wearing a mask outdoors, and 2024 starts in 13 days. He's not wearing it because he's flying incognito, everyone obviously knows who he is. I hope new famous people start showing up soon that's really all I have to say.

Eva Longoria is Just in Time

 I wasn't going to write anything today - even though I have ideas - and then Eva Longoria showed up so I guess lucky you. Lucky me is more like it, you're just along for the ride here.

Sam Smith is Gay

The world's most famous C-List singer Sam Smith proved he's gay by wearing dick earrings. Gay people are so fucking exhausting. Being gay is their whole "thing". They aren't just people living their lives, at least the famous ones,  they're gay first, that's why a lot of "normies" are turned off by this sort of thing. I would never judge someone based on their looks. For instance, if I saw a dude walking down the street on his way to work I wouldn't say "He looks gay", but I would if he was wearing dick earrings.  I love women but I don't walk around wearing a vagina hat or boob underwear.

Jessica Simpson is Old (News)

 Jessica Simpson put on a swimsuit and for proof she posted pictures on Twitter. Know why she does this? So you won't pay attention to her talking. Let me put it this way, time has not been kind to her since she worried about buffalo wings being made from buffaloes. 

Because of social media, the internet, and various PR teams, what you hear about is how in secret, Jessica Simpson is actually a brilliant business woman that's running a multi-billion dollar business from behind a curtain like the Mighty Oz instead of a burned out drug addicted alcoholic (allegedly). So they shove a mountain of pills at her, hand her a swimsuit and heels and there you go ladies and gentleman your new boss of the company. 

In case you haven't noticed I'm sick of these people, and I'm definitely sick of the ones I've been hearing about for the last 25 years.

Britney Spears is Single

 This is what they said was "sensitive material". I have no idea what they mean I've written stuff a lot more sensitive than this. Don't ask me I have no idea

Christine Baumgartner Isn't Hot Now

 Kevin Costner's now ex-wife Christine Baumgartner - who I declared HOT a while back -  is no longer hot any more. Care to guess why? It's the sandals. There is no way in the world I can continue this relationship with a person that would walk around anywhere, never mind in public, wearing those shoes. I got $50 bucks that says she parks a Prius in front of her 12,000 square foot home that has the A/C turned down to 65 all summer long.

Site Update

 Well this is for sure something new. Don't worry there'll never be anything violent and gross here. I swear some of you eggheads are real ninnies you know that?

Kate Middleton is Helping

 I like Kate Middleton's neck. Can I say that? I forgot what story this photo was attached too. She was probably spooning lukewarm gruel into bowls for orphans in her white, $6800 jacket. You know, to "help" the less fortunate.

Britney Spears is Single

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2 Chains Crashes

 

 

2 Chainz (real name: Who Cares) was rushed to the hospital with "neck injuries" after an accident. Did they check for gunshot woulds first? See, if he was wearing more than two chains - like Mr T or something - maybe it would have protected his neck better. 

Apparently he was leaving a strip club where he was "performing" (haha). This is where the big time rappers "perform"? Strip clubs? I can see the press release now...

"Get a copy of 2 Chainz new CD "Gun Fight the Streets" at his show when he tours all three locations of The Pink Pony in Nowheresville, Ohio." 

Jesus.

 I'll be honest if I went somewhere to look at naked girls and this guy showed up I'd be pretty pissed, just sayin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ryan O'Neal Dead

 Ryan O'Neal died at some point last week, maybe Thursday or Friday. I don't keep track of this crap, what am I the Grim Reaper? I think the bigger news is how Ali McGraw went from being so hot she could melt lead to being a lesbian, grade school principal. This is why you can't trust anyone in Hollywood

Taylor Swift is Predictable

 All guys, gay or straight, know exactly what kind of woman Taylor Swift is just by looking at her. Trust me. Don't believe me? Take this picture and show it to any guy and just ask them, "Do you know what Taylor Swift is like" and they'll all instantly answer "yes". If you're a woman you won't understand this, but the men will. It won't be something they'll be able to explain to you and they wouldn't even if they could, it's just better to not have to argue with you about it

Kate Middleton is a Princess

 This is my occasional "I Think Kate Middleton is Really Sexy and I Don't Know Why" post.

BenLo Go Out

 Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck took their scowls to the Women in Hollywood dinner or whatever it's called. Here they are pictured looking for a waitress to yell at.

Amy and TJ Have a Podcast

 Two people you've never heard of, that worked as "reporters" for a network news program that you don't watch, had an affair while working together, got fired for it, and subsequently got divorced and are now in a relationship and have a podcast together. 

See, this passes as news in Britain because news "presenters" are really super famous over there for some really weird reason. Kind of like how it was in America in the 1960s and 1970s. Proving once again that it's still 1978 in the UK

I've been reading about these two on the " gigantic unnamed British website"  for what seems like at least a couple of years now and I have zero idea why anyone gives a shit.  Seriously, nobody cares. At all. Two attractive, middle-aged people hooked up together and got divorced, this isn't exactly a new thing you know.

Beyonce Goes Through Some Changes Too

Beyonce is so white now she just bought a Tesla and moved to Schaumburg
 

Naomi Campbell Changes

 They said this is Naomi Campbell but I don't believe them. This is Naomi Campbell, that doesn't even look like the same person. Why are they constantly pulling this switcheroo? Okay so the hair is different but if my girlfriend suddenly came home with different hair I'd still know who she was. Even if it was one of those rainbow fright wigs which I admit might actually be pretty hot

jennifer Lopez is Hot

 Jennifer Lopez got all padded up to play football in Beverly Hills yesterday. I'd say the footwear was a bad idea for football but I've seen girls run in high heels so I could be wrong. Remember the Lingerie Bowl? 

I didn't know she was pigeon toed, oh the things you learn.  

It was 65 degrees in Los Angeles yesterday, and yet here she is wearing a turtle neck a big heavy coat and knee high boots like she's jumping into a one horse open sleigh to go roast some chestnuts with Santa. This is all despite the fact that the woman immediately to the right of her (our left) is wearing only a t-shirt. One of them is nuts, can you guess which one I think it is

Paige VanZant is a Genius

Paige VanZant says Taylor Swit and Travis Kelce's romance is 100% fake.

 'I think that the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce "love story," I believe it's 100 percent fake,' she said. 'It is publicity. It is — one, it's huge for the NFL because yes, the NFL is big. 

'Taylor Swift is huge and now she's getting an entirely different demographic to come watch the NFL. Think of the wives that are buying Travis Kelce jerseys now. It's a huge publicity play on both fronts.'It's good for Taylor Swift, it's good for the NFL, it's good for Travis Kelce. There is so much strategic stuff that's happening.'

You know what? I believe her. But she could probably tell me Captain Caveman lived next door to her and I'd probably believe that too call me crazy if you must. She just looks believable to me that's all I'm saying. Sometimes you just have to go with your gut and my guy says "I believe you Paige! I love you!"

Jennifer Garner is Cute

 Jennifer Garner was at the opening of her new series "Family Switch" and from what I read, she and her husband on the show somehow switch bodies with their teenage kids? I can't believe they're still making shows about this kind of thing. There was a whole bunch of these types of movies in the 80s and 90s that appeared seemingly out of nowhere and they still pop up once in a while it's very odd. In fact Jennifer Garner was already in one of these about 20 years ago.

It seems like there's only so much you could do with this kind of thing but then, they're remaking movies that came out two years ago so I'm not looking to Hollywood for originality or anything.

She's still hot though , Not hot enough to make me sit through this movie/tv show but still plenty attractive

KRISTIN CAVALLARI SEX TAPE

 People are still interviewing Kristin Cavallari, although why I have zero idea, and they're still calling her "The Hills star" too, even though that show went off the air FIFTEEN YEARS AGO.  There must be a weird time bubble in England or something it's really bizarre. If you had a baby the day The Hills went off the air, he'd be a sophomore in high school now learning how to drive a car, that's how long it's been gone.

Anyway, they asked who the hottest guy was she ever fucked and I've never come closer to blowing my brains out as I am right now. Since I read his name I'll tell you who it is. His name is Tyler Cameron, because of course it is. I'll even include a picture here.   I have no idea who he is or what he does. And yep. He's a "Tyler" for sure. If you asked me what that guys name was my first guess would be Tyler. If that was wrong my second guess would be Austin. I'll be honest, he looks like any other standard issue shithead to me but I'm a dude so what do i know. Now you're fully up to date on Kristin Cavallari's sex life. It's pretty much as dull as I'd ever imagined.

Omid Scobie is a Person

 Some guy named "Omid Scobie" - which I read as Scooby like the mystery solving dog - wrote about Meghan and Alex or whatever the fuck that guy's name is and I don't understand why anyone gives a fuck about those two royal family members from a different country but I have a theory. They don't actually care. I'm really only writing this to tell Omid (if that is his real name) to maybe write about his gigantic watch, eyebrows or rings, the Lady Gillette that's in his travel bag, or maybe that sweater polo shirt he's wearing. Maybe people care about that more. I bet they don't, but it's just an idea.

Site Update

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 Here's all the things I'd planned on writing about but never did. I don't even really remember what their original appeal was. Except of course the Elizabeth Hurley one which I'm sure you can figure out.

Here's an idea. Google some things about each topic, write a blog post and I'll publish it here with your name and everything. Or don't, honestly I don't care either way. Maybe tomorrow there'll be a breaking story about Jaime Pressly wearing a bikini or something and I'll write about it. Fingers crossed!

 

Magot Robbie Disappoints Idiots

 Margot Robbie says there won't be any Barbie sequels and my heart is breaking. Where's your mask, imbecile. I know this isn't good but I don't feel like doing this anymore

ZSooey Deschanel is Alive!!

 Good news everybody Zooey Deschanel is still alive! Remember when she was the new "IT" girl in the late 90s or maybe it was the early 2000s? I'm not sure what year it was but I sure remember. I have no idea what happened to her, she just sort of vanished into thin air. Maybe she got sick or something I have no idea. I guess I could investigate like a real blogger but I'm not a real blogger. Or you could do it yourself. That actually seems like a better idea, it'll keep you occupied for a while.

She suddenly reappeared at something called "Trolls SometingSomething". Maybe she's in it, or maybe she's waiting tables there and serving drinks. I always did like those "bangs" (inset) women were getting back then, although I don't think women actually liked having them? I have zero idea, who knows what's going on in their heads at any given moment. This was kind of all over the place so I hope you enjoyed it. Oh, and welcome back Zooey. I'll just have coffee.

Margot Robbie Feet Addison Rae Feet

 Margot Robbie (left) and Addison Rae (?) both went to premiers for various movies and/or television shows, and both wore dresses with sheer tops. Isn't that weird? I pointed out that Margot Robbie was on the left because she wasn't wearing her mask at her premier even though it was probably just as crowded there as it was at the airport, and people were most likely all jammed together even more so than at the airport. So why would you wear a mask at one place but not the other?  

My guess would be because she isn't very smart, but I don't know her personally, so it may just be brain damage. Either way I drew a mask on her so she could at least look consistent and I wanted you to be able to recognize her. 

As far as the sheer dress fad thing goes I'm all for it. I like those sheer dresses. And also girls wearing hats with those mosquito nets that hang down? Do you know what I mean? Sort of like a 1950s' Femme Fatale, but with less smoking. Although you can smoke if you want. I'd also prefer it was Gwyneth Paltrow, Elizabeth Hurley, or Jennifer Aniston wearing it because I have zero interest in either one of these two. Sorry ladies.

Chris Pine Feet

Chris Pine went to yoga wearing a yellow sweater. They said that piece of shit sweater cost $2400. Even if you had the money, why the fuck would you pay $2400 for a fucking sweater. First of all, he's a dude doing yoga okay? Secondly - look - even his little slippers match his sweater, proving once again that the paparazzi guys are paid for by the CELEBRITIES themselves to take these pictures. 

If you think Chris Pine left his house dressed like that with his little matching sweater/sandal ensemble, not knowing he'd have a picture taken of him looking all "Devil May Care" about how he's dressed, while he jumps in his Porsche, I have an oil field in downstate Illinois I'd love to talk to you about investing in. 

I have nothing against Chris Pine, at least I didn't, until just this second. Fuck you Chris Pine.

Gwyneth Paltrow Reflects

 More celebrity Instagram selfies... keep em coming. I know I think Gwyneth Paltrow is really hot but let's be honest, if it wasn't for The Daily Mail I wouldn't even know she was still alive. 

Sofia Vergara Feet

 Sofia Vergara posted this picture the other day and then put it on Instagram because that's what people do now, She really is the MILF of all MILFs. I don't think she has any kids but the moniker still applies God she's hot. 

Anyway this wasn't really about her feet because that's like a weird internet shut in kind of thing to be into, but now if someone types "Sophia Vergara Feet" into Google this website will show up. And the more you say it, the better it works. Pretty neat trick huh?  At least that's how things used to work but these days I don't know. I still do it though. 

Anyway, I love you Sophia Vergara's Feet.

Margot Robbie Sympathizes

 

 Margot Robbie is still walking around wearing a mask. Maybe her and David Schwimmer can get together and play cards or something. To be fair she is in New Zealand where, along with Australia, they went full Covid Nazi shipping it's citizens off to literal concentration camps.  People may still be in there for all I know.

Do you know if there are still people in there? What am I asking you for, you don't ask any questions, you just do what the flashing light box in front of you says to do so you wind up being the only person in an international airport wearing an ill fitting piece of paper over your face to help protect you from the tiny boogie man, fighting for everyone's health. God speed mighty warriors. 

Brad Pitt Cruises

Brad Pitt turns 60 next month and I'm not writing about this guy anymore. Now I know how women feel when they look at a picture of Elizabeth Hurley, or any other actress over 40 I guess.  I like Brad Pitt he seems cool but there's only one rooster in this hen house and that's me. So Brad Pitt can go ride his motorcycle somewhere else. Asshole. From now on I'll just write about Paul Giamatti or Adam Driver or something since those guys are so fucking ugly

Kelly Rowlnad Sparkles

 I feel like I should know who Kelly Rowland is. I know I've heard her name but in what context I have no idea. I also don't know why she's wearing that "dress" if you can call it that, but I also don't care, I like it on her and that's all that counts. If you were looking for more information about Kelly Rowland, try Google because her wearing that dress is where my interest stops.

Patrick Dempsey is in the News

 

I thought I'd try writing about some dudes today so here's Patrick Dempsey. He's still on Grey's Anatomy that I had ZERO idea was still being broadcast. This was about some kind of complicated tale about how he's getting divorced, or re-married , or something Jesus Christ, The Daily Mail must hire seventh graders to write their blog posts because I can't make any sense of this and there's no way I'm going to try.

The only thing I've ever seen Patrick Dempsey in was Can't Buy Me Love and that other one with Vic Tayback, I think it was called Lover Boy. If you figure out what's going on here just shoot me a message at deceiverjr@gmail.com and let me know what's happening.Or better yet, don't and just keep it to yourself

Kourtney Kardashian Explodes

 Did you guys know Kourtney Kardashian was pregnant? Well she was. Nobody said it was with a hippopotamus but she did give birth to what they're saying is a human being. Maybe he was already 75 pounds. Imagine being Travis Barker. The poor guy was/is the drummer in the worst band that ever existed, survived a goddamn plane crash and winds up married to a Kardashian. That slob must've been Hitler in a past life or something to get that kind of karma from the universe

Elizabeth Hurley is Super Yellow

 Alright I know I said I wouldn't write about women in bikinis anymore but this is Elizabeth Hurley. If you don't like it, why don't you try calling the cops. Maybe they can help you. I don't know what these pictures were for but what does it matter, this is pretty much all she does anyway.  

BenJen Walk Around

 Here's BenJen or whatever the fuck people call them now, walking around looking miserable again. See? They have a combined net worth of almost three quarters of a billion dollars and they still look like this 24 hours a day.  I don't know where Ben Affleck got $190 million dollars, I think I've seen him in MAYBE two movies, or how Jennifer Lopez got $400 million. 

Honestly, he makes commercials for Dunkin Donuts and Jennifer Lopez hasn't made any music or been in a movie anybody wants to hear or see in at least 25 years, at least that I'm aware of, so I don't know who keeps shoveling money at these two 90s has-beens but they aren't high class jewel thieves or robbing banks so somebody is.

Neigh to Megan Thee Stallion

 

Megan Thee Stallion says her boyfriend Lil Pimp Daddi or whatever the fuck his name is cheated on her. As evidence I show you comments from TikTok, or Instagram that prove everything she said. Don't worry everyone The Bad Papi is on the case. I can't believe it. Nor can I believe how many times I've typed the name "Megan Thee Stallion" over the last few years that didn't end with "was launched into the Sun".

I admit I haven't listened to too much rap music since the 90s but what I have heard doesn't sound all that different from the stuff I heard in the actual 90s, so it doesn't really seem to be evolving all that much. I don't even remember any rappers from the 90s. MC Hammer? Was he a rapper?  Good luck in your relationship Ms Stallion, I hope this latest drama helps you sell an extra 1 million units to super stupid people.

!!!!UPDATE!!!!

I wrote this just three days ago - 72 hours - then forgot I had it here and already nobody cares or even remembers. See what I mean?

Jessica Simpson Question Mark

 Jessica Simpson swears the girl in the middle is her. I swear. That woman is not Jessica Simpson. I ain't buying it. I purposely edited that picture so you could look left to right and imagine her going from her Happy Hippo phase, to her Not Her phase to her Sexy Vixen Period. I know people can look different as they gain or lose weight but that doesn't even look like the same human being. Her face shape is different, her eyes look different... everything about that person is different

Did Jessica Simpson slip up? Did she just prove to us that she's actually a shape shifting lizard person, which is what I've been saying for 20 years? I don't seem so crazy now do I

Doja Cat is Here Today

 Doja Cat wore these clothes and evidentially it's big news. I don't know if the clothes are see through or if that's an optical illusion or what, and honestly I don't care. I'm finding more, and more every day most of these celebrity types drift further and further away from the dividing line where I know or care who they are or what they do. Doja Cat wore see through clothes and "sexy" boots? Yeah? And so? Why should I care? Why do you?

Lather, rinse, repeat. Here today, gone later today. Who will it be next year? Two years from now? Will you even remember Doja Cat's name in the year 2030? Maybe. Do you remember the "It" girl/actor/band/song/ movie from five years ago? Two years ago? I don't. 

Remember the band "Fun"? They were absolutely everywhere in 2013/14. You couldn't get away from them and in fact they won Grammys in six categories ranging from Best New Artist to Best New Record. And now? Do you remember the names of anyone in the group? Or even the name of any of their songs? How about just the song that got played every 12 minutes on just about every pop music radio station (Spotify didn't exist all those years ago. At least as we know it now).  And that was just a decade ago, everyone reading this right now will have a memory from 10 years ago. Remember them? I bet you don't.

I've been talking about pulling the plug on this hobby, maybe it's time but I don't know. Maybe after I find out what Meghan and Harry are up too.

Donald Lives

 

 

 

Richard Roundtree, Matthew Parry, and Suzanne Somers... Somewhere Donald Sutherland breathes a sigh of relief.