Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Carol Vorderman is Somebody


 Carol Vorderman is on some show or was on some show called Countdown and as usual since it takes place somewhere in the UK no one else in the world knows about it. However, the point of this whole post was to point out that she's 60 years old. SIXTY. Can that be right? 100% of the 60 year olds that I ever meet look like they're ready for the Mayberry Town Council meeting. Where exactly are all of these 60 year olds that look like porn stars?

 So the moral of this story I guess is, with all the Halle Berrys and Elizabeth Hurleys and all the rest,  this'll just be the 50 plus page from here on out. Sponsored by Bath Fitters Walk in Tubs and LifeAlert bracelets.  All posts will be up by 3pm Central.