I didn't want to write about Gwyneth Paltrow again but she's in a bikini and it's in my contract so here we are. She's the new "Well Being Advisor" on some new Celebrity Cruises ship. The best well being advice I could give you is, don't go on a cruise. If you have the money, just put it in the bank and stay home for a week and play with your dog or something. If you want to experience a cruise, go to a local Westin or Sheraton or something, check in for four days and then never leave the building. That's basically a cruise. Gwyneth Paltrow would have to be my "Personal Sex Advisor" to get me to go on another cruise, and even then I might have to think about it.
