Renee Zellweger was all smiles after she won an Acadamy Award last night for her portrayal of yabba dabba doo. I don't think she can not smile, what with all the plastic surgery and weird South American injections she's had. Her face is constantly frozen into a ghastly death mask. Which is too bad because I used to really like her. Hey whatever, I didn't even know she was still acting and no one is giving me an Oscar for anything. Way to go Sour Puss.
