Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Friday, November 8, 2019
Anne Hathaway is Pregnant
Anne Hathaway is pregnant? I didn't know that, but here's proof. She's eating ice cream. Maybe she has the pickles in her pocket. Did you know she has to give birth over a pile of hay so the baby has a soft place to land? You know, like a giraffe. I'm saying she reminds me of a giraffe. Her last baby could walk immediately after birth because life is rough on the plains. You gotta be ready or you're done for. She should name any new baby Geoffrey, yes even if it's a girl. Did you get all those references? Good.