The MTV EMAs(?) were last night (Sunday) and I'm sorry I missed them and didn't get to see which people showed up like that dead-eyed simpleton and her boyfriend with the Gumby shaped head in the picture above. I don't even know what EMA stands for. Electronic Music Art? Elephants Masturbate Aggressively? I admit it seems like a weird name for an MTV show but kids today are stupid beyond description so maybe it's just how things are now. I hope that guy got home before his sneakers got dirty.
