Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Jeff Goldblum Talks Turkey

Eccentric, 67 year old weirdo, Jeff Goldblum talked about having kids with his 36 year old wife. You know, I just wrote something about a 35 year old woman that was getting ripped to shreds in the comments for marrying a 70 year old man, yet for some reason nearly 70 year old Jeff Goldblum's 36 year old wife was fawned over like she just gave birth to the world's cutest baby kangaroo. Why is that? Oh I know, because you dimwits can't think for yourselves and Jeff Goldblum is the current internet darling of the moment so I guess the fact that she's half his age doesn't matter. Why would an attractive, 36 year old hard bodied, former gymnast and circus contortionist want to marry a 67 year old fruit loop? Oh, by the way, Jeff Goldblum has an estimated personal net worth somewhere around $40 million dollars.