Friday, November 8, 2019

Kristen Stewart is Edgy

This picture is from a story called "Kristen Stewart Shows off Her Edgy Sense of Style". But I call it "Emotionally stunted 30 Year Old Exposes Mental Health Issues Through a Manner of Dress". It's got it all. The chains, the David Bowie shirt, the emo make-up, the boots... Honestly, high school kids and overly dramatic (gay) and emotional art students have been dressing like this since The Cure released their first album in 1979, so this isn't anything new. I mean, I know it's new and original to you, but you're 15 years old so pretty much everything is new and exciting to you. Kind of like when you rattle keys in front of a baby.