Elsa Pataky went to the beach with her husband Wolverine or Batman or whoever that guy is. Man, I looked everywhere for something to talk about and Elsa Pataky in a bikini is the top of the heap. The thing is, the original story pretty much just described what they were wearing, which is weird because there it is in the picture, a black bikini and a hat. I don't know how they managed to stretch that out for 1000 words or whatever it was, but I guess that's why they get paid and I don't.
