Rod Stewart and his wife Penny Lancaster went to the beach while looking like a couple of gross old swingers searching for an orgy. I've never actually been to an orgy but, I have been in Costco, and a locker room, so all I can say is unless the orgy is me and 15 personally selected women from the Porn Hub Amateur Superstar section, I'm afraid I'm going to have to pass. I'm not saying
you're gross, but I guess I sort of am. Imagine a room full of "husky" cargo short and belt wearing dudes, and overweight women with that weird mullet and the dream catcher tattoo they eventually all seem to get, all naked and slobbering all over each other. No thank you.
