Thursday, April 2, 2020

Gwyneth Paltrow Talks Turkey

Gwyneth Paltrow went out for a POWER WALK with her utility belt - I hope it has a little loop for a bottle of water - and her friend who's name wasn't mentioned. I wonder what they talked about. Dildos and masturbation eggs most likely. There wasn't really much more to this story than what I told you, although I made up the stuff about dildos and masturbation.