Friday, April 10, 2020

Jesy Nelson is Somebody

This is Jesy Nelson in a bikini. I'm writing about her mostly because of the aforementioned bikini, and also for a third story because I'm not her type (obviously) and I promise she isn't mine. I wouldn't want to be staying at her place and accidentally find her ex-boyfriend's eye brow shaper in the bathroom. How awkward would that be? And what happens if her lip fillers suddenly erupt or fallout or whatever happens to those things? Do you have to rush her to a hospital in the middle of the night? Who keeps track of all of her berets? Sorry I'm just way to selfish for all that nonsense.