Happy Birthday Yesterday Halsey

It was Halsey's 26th birthday yesterday. She gets talked about an awful lot, even though a lot of it is nonsense, so it's easy to get news about her. Plus she's really nice to look at. Also the big news of today was last night's presidential debate and everyone on the internet has replaced having a personality with political tribalism so this is probably going to be about as much news as there's going to be for the rest of the day.

Jennifer Aniston is a Quitter

 

Jennifer Aniston said she's thought about quitting Hollywood 

'It was an unprepared project, we've all been a part of them, you always say: "I'll never again! Never again! I will never back up into a start date!"'

The actress added that the script 'wasn't ready' and she was stuck on the project for three months. 

It comes after Jennifer admitted in June that playing Rachel Green on Friends left her feeling typecast in Hollywood.    

In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, the actress shared that she has fought 'forever' for the industry to see her as something different than 'that girl in the New York apartment with the purple walls.'

 Good. She should quit. Then come pick me up, we'll go horseback riding. Why would you want that job anyway. Hanging around with all those Hollywood creeps and perverts. You're in your 50s now, you have $300 million dollars and you only get one trip on this planet what are you doing? Waiting to be in the next Adam Sandler Netflix movie? C'mon. There must be a million things you can think of that's good to do. Restore furniture, rescue animals, build a little workshop out back and stain wood for no reason who gives a shit, anything has to be better than that. Maybe be like Paul Newman and help sick kids and race dirt bikes or stock cars or something (that would be hot as Hell by the way). I knew a girl that drag raced motorcycles. Not street bikes, drag bikes. And she looked like a pornstar to begin with, it only made her hotter. And becoming hotter than she already was, was no small feat. Well, it's your life I can't live it for you, but if you need life ideas give me a call.We can sit around and watch old, cheesy 70s biker movies like The Born Losers, or CC and Company all day while we think up ideas. Just call the usual number.

John Hamm and Eggs

John Hamm and his girlfriend Anna Osceola enjoyed some time at The Beach of the Silly Walks in Santa Barbara, this weekend. They keep calling these people "Mad Men" co-stars like it didn't go of the air five years ago. I don't even remember what that show was about, or even what year it was five years ago, so I think you can stop describing them that way now. Either way I hope they had fun building sand castles, or eating hot dogs or whatever it is you people that insist on going to the beach do. I lived in Florida, where everything is the beach, and trust me, it's not all it's cracked up to be. There's sand everywhere, it's hot, gross, slimy oil covered people are constantly bumping in to you it's disgusting. But have fun getting dragged out to see by a rip current where tiny fish will feast on your sun bloated corpse and they'll never find your bones to give you a decent burial so your ghost will wander the seas until you can join up with The Flying Dutchman, John. 

Queen Letizia is Shocking

 Queen Letizia of Spain went to some meeting about poor people or something, but the original story talked mostly about her clothes so I have no idea what she was doing. Not that I'd care anyway. Normally I avoid writing about royal families, because the whole idea of a royal family anywhere in the world in 2020 to me is totally ridiculous. But she's so shockingly attractive that I felt compelled to say something. Don't even get me started on her shoes, which I'm almost 100% sure weren't made for walking in - if you know what I'm sayin -  and I think you do. She looks like she walked out of a James Bond movie it's unbelievable.

 Have you ever watched those Spanish-language, Mexican soap operas with Erik Estrada? I have, and my friend from Mexico, Otto (yeah I know) told me the actresses on those shows aren't usually from Mexico, they're mostly from Spain. So guess who's saving up for a one way ticket to Spain. But I'm sorry, I won't call Letizia "my Queen" like I was some low-rent rapper, we'll have to come up with a better nickname. Maybe we can work on it over dinner, what do you say? I'll try to remember my wallet this time.

Gwen Stefani Stands Around

It looks like it's a Gwen kind of day, so let's talk about Gwen Stefani still walking around like it's 1996 with a flannel tied around her waist. I can ignore her in 2020 just like I did in 1997 so whatever. This had something to do with her selling glasses. Are they like beer goggles? Because you'd probably need them the next morning so you better get yourself a pair.

Lili Reinhart is My Kind of Gal

 

Riverdale "star" Lili Reinhart says she's bi-sexual and loves strip clubs. My. What a shocking revelation.

'My close friends and my castmates, maybe they didn't know that I was bisexual, they were probably like, 'Why does this girl like strip clubs so much?' And I'm like, 'Well, now you know!''

I guess that makes two of us. Well, not the bisexual part BECAUSE I'M ALL MAN, but I like strip clubs. A lot. If she's into unintentionally bad 1960s and 1970s biker movies and eating French onion dip straight from the container, fist fighting, and working on old cars, maybe we could hang out sometime. You know, really get to know each other. Okay she's 24 years old and obviously under 30, which usually goes against a hard and fast rule for me, but we can figure it out. Over drinks. While we're surrounded by naked girls. At Scores. 

Happy Birthday Gwyneth Paltrow

 Gwyneth Paltrow posed naked in her backyard for her 48th birthday. Normally I'd be against this sort of thing, and if you saw my neighbors you'd know why, but I think this is probably okay. And quite frankly I'd encourage it. It was said her 16 year old daughter was "aghast" but as recently as 2012 her daughter still thought the tooth fairy was leaving her money for her old teeth, so what the fuck does she know. Someone tell that kid to shut up and let the grown ups talk. Keep going Gwyneth, what were you saying?

Demi Lovato and Max Somebody are Splitsville

 

Remember when drug addict Demi Lovato and kind of famous, basically nobody Max Ehrich got engaged two months ago? No? Yeah neither do I. Well it's good to not remember because that's done...

"Demi and Max have decided to go their separate ways to focus on their respective careers,” a person close to Lovato, who spoke anonymously due to the sensitive nature of the situation, told People on Thursday. “They have respect and love for one another and will always cherish the time they spent together.”

 Sure. Work on their careers. Demi should take her money, buy a house somewhere in the mountains and find a hobby. Maybe take up map collecting or painting or rescue animals or something. She'll be glad she did in 20 years. Of course all of her hanger-ons want her to keep working because they're taking probably 20% of everything she earns. So there's money you can put right in the bank.  And Max can go back to being a waiter in restaurants where he'll do everyone a lot more good. People need their food when it's ready my man. And no one cares about your soap opera anymore. I can' t believe people still watch those.

Emma Stone Got Married

 

Hey everybody! Emma Stone got married! He's some guy named Dave who, I can guarantee with near 100% certainty, drives a Volkswagen. Have fun trying to chase down misfire codes and electrical problems on your honeymoon. I don't know any details beyond what I told you because Emma Stone is the most boring celebrity in history, and I usually forget she's even famous until someone else mentions her, and I pretty much lost interest in this story while I was making that picture in paint. But she's married now so at least you know that much. See you two at the divorce!

Gemma Collins Hoards Coolnes

I may have written about Gemma Collins before. I don't know why I'd do that, but anything is possible.  I bet her house is filled to the ceiling with junk with just a narrow pathway to a couch that has a sheet on it

Joe Knows

I'm sorry, I think it's hysterical that someone needs to point out that Joe Biden doesn't need to use a teleprompter during a standard interview.  See? He doesn't need a teleprompter everything is just A-Okay! The fact that they even have to say that is hilarious to me.

Jennifer Lopez?

 The picture on the left is Jennifer Lopez on Instagram. The picture on the right is Jennifer Lopez not on Instagram. Do they look different, or is it just me? I'm sure it's probably just me

Ali Wentworth Cries A Lot

 Ali Wentworth said she cried for 45 minutes when Ruth Bader Ginsburg died because that's what people do when a 90 year old judge dies. I guess. I didn't cry for four and a half minutes when my grandmother died, and she helped raise me when I was growing up. 

I see George ( Stephanopolus, her husband) pacing on the street. I come back in. We keep going 'Daddy, Daddy.' bugging him. He's live on ABC, talking about Ruth Bader Ginsburg,' Wentworth began admitting she didn't know at the time whom he was speaking with.  

'I'm going 'Hope she's worth it, whatever woman he's seeing,' We finally get in the car. Me and the girls get into the car. We are waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting. He finally comes in. He bursts into tears. Ruth Bader Ginsburg has died. My two daughters. We sat there in the parking lot, crying for 45 minutes.' 

Since I don't know you, I feel I can be brutally honest and say, you people are nuts and need to see a therapist or something, because this isn't normal. It's really not a healthy thing, even though I know it gets you positive attention on the internet from crazy shut-ins and people that think the Russians are hiding in their closet, but so does blowing up kittens and you wouldn't dream of doing that.  I don't know if they were close family friends, or maybe she babysat their kids, or what, but even then... I swear, you people have more chemical imbalances than an Indian pesticide factory. Get help, it's 2020 now not 1950, and it's available almost everywhere, sometimes even for free.  Anyway, have fun with your weird brain problems because I'm done hearing about this.    

Get in My Van Jessica Simpson

 Jessica Simpson is in a van, so basically my work is half done. All kidding aside, she actually looks like she really belongs there, like the kind of girl I imagine in my mind lives in California. She reminds me of the song Beach Baby, which is actually a pretty sad song if you listen to it. I mean, they spent an entire summer together and even drove to San Jose and she wore the guys ring and now she doesn't even remember him? Jesus. You know what Jessica, forget it. I don't need my heart broken like that.

Halle Berry Got Back

 Halle Berry wore a backless one piece bathing suit because she's dating some guy named Van Nut? Or Nut Man? Nut Vein? I have no idea. I don't know what the connection is between this bathing suit and her dating life, but that's what I thought I read. I could be wrong, I hardly pay attention anymore.

Salma Hayek is a Winner

You guys seem to like when I write about Salma Hayek because those are the most clicked on posts. I can't say I blame you, and I'll write about her seven days a week if you want, it's really not a problem. Just know your place and stay away. There's absolutely no reason for you to be talking to her. She's taken and we're getting married if my mom says it's okay.

Hi Miley Cyrus

Have I been too hard on Miley Cyrus? Maybe I have. I'm only human, I'm allowed to make mistakes too. This of course may change over time once she starts talking but you can't keep her from doing that.

Jennifer Lopez Enters Bikini Phase of her Career

Here's Jennifer Lopez doing what I think is the only thing Jennifer Lopez does now. There are two lucky things happening here, I like hot girls being 90% naked, and Jennifer Lopez spending her days taking pictures of herself 90% naked means she can't make terrible music and movies. So everybody wins. Especially me.

Salma Hayek Updates

Remember when I told you I'd keep you up to date on Salma Hayek's bikini pictures? I'm a man of my word. There's usually never any context to these beyond what you see but as far as I'm concerned it's good enough for me. How can she be hotter now than she was in 1996? Maybe she really is a vampire.

Pete Wentz is a Man of Action

 Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy played tennis yesterday. Pretty exciting isn't it? The way he played tennis...and all that sort of thing. I guess it's better he's doing that then making more "music".

Adriana Lima is a Mom

Adriana Lima is a mom? I guess she is.  She talks about how she blah blah blah... There were pictures of her with her kids but I don't post those. Instead I posted a picture with her former husband, Shrek. 

'I let them experiment with my make-up, masks and creams, as many kids do, but I try to teach them to love the skin they're in and eat healthily for their bodies and to also practise positive mental wellness through meditation.'

 I don't know why anyone is talking about this, but they are, and I guess I like Adriana Lima enough so here I am talking about this non-story too. Did she tell her kids they're father moved back to his bridge to collect tolls, or is she going to wait until they're older. I will never understand women.

 

Cardi B is Single

The Earth-shattering news of the day is that Cardi B filed for divorce from her husband, Ming from Jupiter or whatever the fuck he calls himself.  I put that white line in the picture because it's supposed to look like a big crack, you know, like they split up, but I only have paint and I don't get paid for this. Are they sure she's the one that filed? I know her name is on the documents but maybe she was going past the courthouse. Maybe Ming woke up one morning and realized what he'd gotten himself into.  I guess they'll just have to eat their crayons in front of separate TVs from now on.

Sharon Stone is Single

This is Sharon Stone last year in Berlin. Judging by how she's dressed I assume it was something to do with "Cabaret"  but I HATE musicals so I don't care. What I do care about, is that Sharon Stone told Telegraph Magazine that she doesn't like online datin. 

Uummm what?

 Honestly the whole thing was so dismal that I now want to write a book of short stories about my online dating experiences,' stated the Casino actress. 'Dating sites are just not a successful thing. Because real chemistry, that frisson, that happens in the air - not on a site.'

 It was a lot of fun when we were allowed to whistle and flirt, but that era has passed. 'It is sad. But people just aren't like that any more. 'Technology has taken away the whole interpersonal flirtation thing anyway, so now it's not even in the air: people just don't flirt face-to-face. 'And I don't think it has anything to do with you or me [getting older].'

While she's been an advocate for the MeToo moment, the Basic Instinct star insisted she 'doesn't really care' if guys touch her butt or refer to her with terms such as 'honey' or 'darling' as she thinks there are more important things to fight over.

Can you even imagine talking to somebody on some website, and you both like the same music or movies or whatever, and you arrange a meeting somewhere and fucking Sharon Stone shows up? What would you do? You wouldn't touch her butt I can guarantee you that much. You'd shit your pants that's what you'd do. Everyone is a big talker on the internet, and now all the sudden it's time to put your money where your mouth is. Could you? I bet you couldn't. Pussy. But I could. Hey Sharon, why are you messing with these children, I've been right here the whole time. Bring the Cabaret outfit.  

Brice Willis is a Nerd

Bruce Willis went for a ride on his $3000 electric bike, dressed like a fucking nerd. Nice helmet dingus. I guess someday we all enter the dad jeans phase of life, and there is no stopping it, even if you're Bruce Willis. He did stop on the side of the road and have a little snack he had in his fanny pack, or in one of the saddle bags on his bike. Probably for "energy". Just writing that made me laugh, what a fucking dork this guy is. What, no water bottle holster?

Miley Cyrus is Smrt

Miley Cyrus is suddenly politically aware. She says she's "never experienced an election this important", which could be because she just turned 27 and has experienced one other election.  If you take political advice from Miley Cyrus your problems run a lot deeper than who the president is, and you really need to get your life straightened out. Maybe start out by getting some structure. Make a schedule and stick to it. Go to the gym, then work, then come home and feed and play with your pets, something like that. Whatever order you put them in, is up to you. Then maybe sit down and read some news from different legitimate websites for an hour or so. Find the top story of the day then enter the keywords into Google and get as much information as you can on your own - because you can't trust anybody -  then form an opinion. But whatever you do, DO NOT listen to the dumbass that's nearly 30 years old and is still running around with her tongue hanging out like some 22 year old bar crawler that just discovered she can legally buy her own tequila. Seriously, you'll be doing everyone a favor

Justin Aniston Goes for a Walk

Justin Theroux , or as I like to call him, the ex-Mister Aniston, walked around New York by himself with his pit bull (oh brother)  outside while wearing a mask AND latex gloves. I swear you people have learned absolutely zero since March. You all live in some alternate reality where time and the learning process stands still.  Obviously the guy wearing skinny jeans and shiny clean work boots obviously has no shame, but really, you gotta start getting a handle on this whole thing. Don't you feel ridiculous? Because you should.

Keith Urban is an Asshole

 Keith Urban said he was still feeling "a little PTSD" from being locked down in quarantine for three months in his Nashville home. They weren't specific to which one so I found pictures of the three Nashville homes I found on Google listed as being owned by Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. There may be more but I got tired of sifting through their real estate holdings. I don't think you'd have to go outside if you owned even one of these, and they have at least three so maybe he needs to shut the fuck up.

Kate Moss is Cool

Kate Moss went out to dinner with her 17 year old daughter Lila. I can tell by the way her 17 year old daughter is dressed that Kate Moss is the "cool mom". She'd probably buy you beer, and let you smoke in her house. I'm not even going to continue this because you probably know where this is heading. I guess what I'm saying is, I wish I was a 17 year old boy visiting Lila's mom's house.

Billie Eilish Does This

Billie Eilish is using her four to six years as a famous person (the link works, it starts at the point I want you to see so don't worry you can trust me) exactly the way you'd expect a 19 year old would.  Save some of that money.

Julianne Moore is Relaxing

I was going to take the rest of today off, but then Julianne Moore went and did this. It was from some interview for Dujour Magazine or Dujour dot com, or whatever, about her playing feminist shrew Gloria Steinem in a new movie called "You Won't See This: Stuff that happened 60 years ago". Maybe Julianne should check with Gloria and make sure it's okay to walk around in nothing more than a man's dress shirt. I mean, it's absolutely fine with me - in fact I'd encourage it - but I'm one of those "fish bicycles" she so famously talked about so maybe don't ask me. I'd say this would make me see this movie but Jennifer Aniston in nothing more than a fur coat and high heels couldn't make me see this movie.

!!!BREAKING GISELE BUNDCHEN NEWS!!!

 

Gisele Bundchen says she has anxiety and panic attacks. I get the feeling she's just saying that to grow her Twitter account. By the way, the bigger news here is that she's 40 years old. God these women get better looking every day it's unbelievable. She looks like a sexy double agent in a spy movie or something.

Britney Spears Wears Clothes

 Britney Spears put on a top she bought in Morocco and then talked about it. You see what I'm up against when I look for things to write about? And this was a good one. This is what passes for "news" on the internet to the rest of the world. They say you should never insult your readers but you people are stupid as fuck, it's unreal.

Scarlett Moffat is Somebody

British reality show dimwit Scarlett Moffat is mad that Coronavirus restrictions have ruined her plans for her "30th" birthday party. And I'm mad that my neighbor's cat foiled my plans to steal a Picasso from the art institute. That woman is 29 years old the same way I'm the Pope of Chili Town. To be fair British people tend to look 10 years older than they are, I think it's the weather. On the other hand sometimes it's not the age, it's the mileage and who knows what she's been doing to get written about on the internet.

Zac Efron Grew a Beard

Zac Efron has a new girlfriend and her name is Vanessa Valladares. She's from Byron Bay Australia, you know, the same place that one guy lives. Wolfman, or Superman or whatever his name is. He's married to Elsa Pataky. I guess Vanessa is just a normal citizen? Yes I've found out she's a waitress, but I didn't look into it very much because I'll be real honest I was a little surprised Zac...I thought for sure...you know... well anyway. I wish them both the best

Dua Lipa Makes the News

Dua Lipa is in the news for being in a bikini. Well there's your Dua Lipa news for the day, I think she's still a singer or rapper or whatever but I don't know, they never really talk about her outside of whatever body part she's exposing today. Keep up the good work Dua.

Megan Barton Blah Blah

Here's some Plasticine bimbo named Megan Barton Something from some British reality show called "Soulless Idiots Trying to be Famous". I guess she has an OnlyFans account that's coming, and it better be full of her doing hardcore pornography because I can find literally thousands of hours of porn for free featuring women that make Megan Barton look like a tree climbing tomboy with a slingshot in her back pocket.  But hey it's your money. If you want to throw it at her so you can watch her plastic boobs jiggle while she's jumping up and down in her bedroom it's your money. Do whatever you want with it

Rosario Dawson is Fiery

Remember when I wrote this about Rosario Dawson? Of course you do... I got this far before I lost interest so there's the link down ther go ahead and read it if you want. Or don't. I'm not your supervisor.



https://www.them.us/story/dedrek-finley-accused-rosario-dawson-workplace-discrimination

Shakira is so Cute

Shakira did this and then posted it on her Instagram account. I wasn't going to write anything here today, since it's a holiday and then maybe people would think I had some kind of life, which I don't,  and I'll be honest there is nothing going on. But I saw this and she's cute as Hell, which seems kind of like a weird thing to call a 43 year old woman, but I didn't tell her when to be born, and she is cute as Hell. Plus she's like super tiny, so all of that adds up to this Pulitzer level stuff. There was a picture of her with her "husband" or "boyfriend" or whatever they claim he is but he looked like every other guy you see these famous women with. Basically Ken Dolls with less personality. Anyway, look at Shakira's butt.

Kristin Cavallari is Back on the Scene

Kristin Cavallari has a new boyfriend? I guess she's dating that gorilla in the header pic but I don't know. They had pictures of two different guys I just assume the one up there is the guy she's dating. I didn't think inter-species dating was legal but she lives in California so who knows what's going on in that loony bin. Do you think they called her Kirstin Calamari in school? I would have. "Hey Squid" is what I'd say when I saw her in the hallway between classes.

Michael Reinoehl Removed From Gene Pool

Somebody did the world a favor and offed Michael Reinoehl, the man accused of killing a Trump supporter in Portland who then in a brilliant legal move, went on Vice and pretty much admitted it on camera. Thanks for saving the American taxpayers a ton of money.

Something Big is Going Down

I don't know who these two are, it's a picture I saw on some story about some girl - what else - in a bikini on a beach. One of them is her boyfriend, but don't ask me which one. Even if I knew his name they both look exactly alike to me, so your guess would be as good as mine. The caption on the picture made me laugh though. I bet those two couldn't plan on when they're meeting up to have their eyebrows shaped, so I'm not too worried about them dominating the world

Nicole Blahdity Blahdity Blah

Nicole Scherzinger yadda yadda beach, and she scooby scooby bikini with the zappity zappity doo while on vacation in wakka wakka wakka. Boring woman. You're on the beach? Good stay there. Yeah we all get it you're attractive and have boobs so what. I saw a woman with boobs yesterday, what do you want a friggin medal?

Padma Lakshmi is 30-Something

Padma Lakshmi posted this on Instagram and then declared "50 is the new 30..." and she'll get no argument from me. She could say she was Bozo the Clown for all I care. I learned just this morning that she was a model for Vogue? I had no idea, I thought she was a chef or something. Didn't she have a cooking show? Normally I think celebrity chefs are totally ridiculous but there's always an outlier with these kinds of things. Frankly, I'd watch Padma make macaroni and cheese (please can I?). But Andrew Zimmern? That guy can go fuck himself.

More Like Covid Death Rally Am I Right?

Remember when people were freaking out because people were going to The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and everybody was going to die?


Yeah about that...


Approximately 460,000 people attended the event over 10 days

260 people were infected with Covid-19

One (1) man in his 60s (Early 60s? Late 60s? They didn't say) with underlying medical conditions (What conditions exactly?) died.

It's been over for two weeks now. Over. It started almost a month ago so even with a two week incubation period (it's actually 2-14 days) there should be a huge surge in cases from it starting any time now or already showing up. And who's to even say the 260 people that caught it, caught it there? Do they know this for a fact? That "260" is  an awfully precise number.  But so far those numbers in the break up there are basically what this all boils down too in a nutshell. Don't people ask any questions about anything anymore?

Any time someone wants to explain to me why people are still freaking out over this pandemic, I'm all ears. I have the next few days off and I have plenty of time so please, feel free. I'm a really good listener. 

Lizzie Cundy is Somebody

I've written about Lizzie Cundy before.  As far as I can tell she's one of those people that have a gigantic hole in their soul, and are so desperate for fame they'd go to lunch with their friends and openly discuss how they're going to take over the city after they flood it with Smylex Gas.  I guess this is what happens these days where it's seemingly so easy to become famous. You hang around Reddit and drop links until people notice you, or can game followers and manipulate algorithms or whatever people do to gain huge numbers on Intsagram and Twitter, and you can start a Facebook page and "promote" it so other simpletons will follow you until someone decides you're good enough to have a reality show on Bravo (The Gay Network). I don't know why I let it bother me because I never, ever, ever see any of this straight up junk outside of this blog.

The problem is, other people do pay attention to it, so it's not as if it's 100% avoidable. If you see a campfire, you can say, "I won't put my hand in that". But if you work next to her, you can't stop MacKeleigh from talking about what she saw on Keeping up with the Kardashians last night, so what do you do? I don't know, maybe I'll go for a walk.

NO FAT SHAMING

Sounds to me like someone got super fat while they were "working" from home.

Joss Stone is Magical

This is Joss Stone. She's a singer from the early 2000s. One of those "Blue Eyed Soul" types. You know, Janis Joplin from the 60s... that other one from the 90s with the beehive hairdo with the eye make up that died, she had that one song...whatever her name was... Carole King etc., etc. Think of music your uncle with the John Lennon glasses, that likes to talk about "books" and drinks wine and loves The Park West, listens too.

 Anyway the whole point of this was, the other day I thought to myself "Where is Joss Stone?" I have no idea why, it was just a name that popped into my head.  And then literally the next morning there was a story about her. How the Hell did that happen? How could that be a coincidence? Joss Stone? I've never typed Joss Stone's name into any search engine anywhere ever, not even once before this morning (to make sure I had the spelling correct) so it's not as if Google could know I thought about her. Or did they? Creepy. I don't know, I just thought it was weird so I wanted to tell you. So there you go.

Oh yeah, right. I don't know what she was doing I didn't read the source article like some kind of nerd. Besides who cares, all that Joss Stone stuff was almost 20 years ago.