Donna D'Errico has an Umbrella

Hello. Welcome back to MILFS-A-Poppin' This is Donna D'Errico and this continues our study of hot women over 50. She's 53 years old. I don't know what is going on. It's shocking. Honestly I'm searching for things to say and I've written about Donna before.  And I'll keep writing about Donna. Is this all Hollywood trickery? The last woman was from England so that rules that out. Is there something in the water? Chemical preservatives in the food? 

Honestly I don't really care. The people I really feel bad for are these women. Have you seen what dudes look like that are over 50? I know dudes that are over 50 and it ain't pretty. You guys better start upping your game or me and Donna are going to laugh at you over a couple of drinks. Isn't that right Donna?

Tom Daley is up the Creek

 Here's Tom Daley for the ladies. He's an Olympic swimmer and not a cartoon baby deer like I originally thought. He's 26 years old so that means he got his driver's license in 2011. Enjoy this post because I'm not writing about shirtless dudes anymore. If that's something you want you can start your own blog, it's super easy. If you do send me a link and we can share links (that's not going to happen).

Halle Berry is Frumpled

 Halle Berry was at the Oscars the other day or whenever, and remember when I said I didn't care about her hair? Guess what. I do. Long is fine, short is fine but not this. She looks like she fell out of a moving car or something. Actually, that looks like one of those mugshots you see on Monday morning after a big weekend in Portland or some other Pacific Northwest Shithole. I can imagine the cops waking her up after she passed out at a bus stop in Moses Lake, Washington or something like that, and instead of putting her in jail they sent her to the Academy Awards. We can get through this Halle. I'll stand by you through thick and thin and bad wigs. That is a wig, right? I'm sorry your hairdresser used a Flowbee after you fell asleep in the chair, you really have to watch those people.

Anne Heche is Around

 Remember when Anne Heche was a lesbian? And famous? She may still be, but I haven't thought about Anne Heche in at least 20 years. She was a movie star - she was in Donnie Brasco with Johnny Depp for God's sake. Then she became gay, then she dated Ellen DeGeneres and now she's on Tik Tok. This particular Tik Tok was about how Ellen didn't want her to dress sexy when they were out in public. No offense, but I think Ellen can handle the not being sexy stuff all by herself. 

So it seems like Ellen DeGeneres is the kiss of death. Hell, Ellen even pretty much destroyed her own talk show. Maybe people should stay away from her. I feel bad for Anne though. I don't know why, but she seems cool enough to me. I don't get a weird vibe from her like I do with other celebrities. Or, I didn't until I found out she's making Tik Tok videos. There won't be anymore links because my hand hurts.

Hey if you decide to switch back, you know where to find me. Hanging out by the dumpsters behind O’Reilly Auto Parts on Mannheim Road. 

Gwyneth Paltrow Cruises

 I didn't want to write about Gwyneth Paltrow again but she's in a bikini and it's in my contract so here we are. She's the new "Well Being Advisor" on some new Celebrity Cruises ship. The best well being advice I could give you is, don't go on a cruise. If you have the money, just put it in the bank and stay home for a week and play with your dog or something. If you want to experience a cruise, go to a local Westin or Sheraton or something, check in for four days and then never leave the building. That's basically a cruise. Gwyneth Paltrow would have to be my "Personal Sex Advisor" to get me to go on another cruise, and even then I might have to think about it.

Katy Perry is Fishy

 Katy Perry dressed like a mermaid for some Las Vegas advertisement. I read about it, but quickly forgot what it was for. So it seems oddly fitting to have Katy Perry as their spokesperson since I had pretty much forgotten about her too.

Jojo Siwa is Gay. Somebody.

 Jojo Siwa made the news because she's gay now I guess. I don't know when this actually happened, but she's 17 years old so it couldn't have been all that long ago. I don't have kids and therefore, I don't have to watch The Disney Channel, so I didn't even know she existed until about 13 hours ago so I don't know who she's sleeping with, even though I think it's unlikely a 17 year old is actually sleeping with anybody. Yes even in this day and age.  I think it's a little weird that grown ups, and middle-aged adults are paying attention to the sexuality of someone that could potentially be a junior in high school, and may still be learning how to drive a car. Here's a list of the age of consent in North America if you guys need to keep things legal.  Hey I guess everyone needs a hobby. No one said it had to be a good one. 

Britney Spears is Sad

 Britney Spears put on an impromptu fashion show for Instagram. So this is what it's like to be famous huh. Why would you want this. What kind of hole do you have to have in your soul so you'd be so desperate to try to stay in front of people's minds that would make you want to take pictures of yourself, by yourself, using your phone's timer feature. All the beauty, and money and this is what they do. It must be a gilded cage. It seems incredible to me that this is something people actively seek. To each their own, some people don't understand my love of old cars. On the other hand, you can't drive a phone to the store so I don't know. 

Carol Vorderman is Somebody

 Carol Vorderman is on some show or was on some show called Countdown and as usual since it takes place somewhere in the UK no one else in the world knows about it. However, the point of this whole post was to point out that she's 60 years old. SIXTY. Can that be right? 100% of the 60 year olds that I ever meet look like they're ready for the Mayberry Town Council meeting. Where exactly are all of these 60 year olds that look like porn stars?

 So the moral of this story I guess is, with all the Halle Berrys and Elizabeth Hurleys and all the rest,  this'll just be the 50 plus page from here on out. Sponsored by Bath Fitters Walk in Tubs and LifeAlert bracelets.  All posts will be up by 3pm Central. 

BREAKING CARRIE ANN INABA NEWS

 

Carrie Ann Inaba is leaving The Talk, which is sort of an even dumber version of The View. I think. Either way I'd never heard of her before her announcement so I assume her "mental health" break will do her a lot of good because at least no one will be bothering her for her autograph. But I guess after today she's a ghost. Here's her statement. I know you care...

'Hi everyone. So I wanted to let you know personally that I have decided to take a leave of absence from The Talk to focus on my well being. I know you guys understand, health is the most important thing.'

 'I appreciate your support. I appreciate the love and support from The Talk family. And I hope to be back soon. Take care. And I'll keep you updated. Thank you.

 Wherever will they find a wine chugging, middle-aged, suburban woman with anxiety issues to take her place? I have an idea, if they really need to find her replacement, maybe try a random Target or Trader Joe's.

Margot Robbie is Like Wine

 Margot Robbie was at The Oscars last night too. She's 30 but looks 40. Is it just me? Don't get me wrong it's not a bad thing, but what happens when she is 40? It must be that whole British/Australian gene phenomenon happening where their women look 10 years older than they are, which oddly enough seems to be reversed for the men. Think Hugh Jackman. Your 40s are just 10 years from now Margot and believe me, after 30, 10 years goes by faster than a warm summer's day. I don't know if there's really anything much you can do about it unless you want to look like Renee Zellweger, all we can do is wait.  

Renne Zellweger is All Smiles

 Renee Zellweger was all smiles after she won an Acadamy Award last night for her portrayal of yabba dabba doo. I don't think she can not smile, what with all the plastic surgery and weird South American injections she's had. Her face is constantly frozen into a ghastly death mask. Which is too bad because I used to really like her. Hey whatever, I didn't even know she was still acting and no one is giving me an Oscar for anything. Way to go Sour Puss.

Elizabeth Hurley Loves the Earth

 Elizabeth Hurley did this for Earth Day. I don't really understand the connection but whatever, it's the most I've ever thought of Earth Day, I'm just being honest. 

Justin Bieber is a Man of Action

Justin Bieber always looks like he's on his way to rob a bank. But not a good bank, one of those Western banks that always has like $4000 in the vault. 

Gwyneth Paltrow has New Duds

 They said Gwyneth Paltrow posed "effortlessly" in "simple duds" (haha duds? wtf). Simple duds. the top she's wearing in that picture is $225. The pants? $495. Nearly $800 for that. I could buy 40 pairs of jeans at JCPenney for $800 and never have to buy pants again for as along as I live. Why on God's Green Earth would you pay $800 for that? Is it somehow better than a black top and shorts you'd buy at Walmart for $12? How. I'm asking you. And I'm going to need you to provide some kind of verifiable proof that the $800 clothes are better than the $12 clothes. Here's a hint. They aren't.  I realize she has crap to sell to you idiots, and thousands and thousands of people will buy this, guaranteed. If she wasn't so attractive I'd send her a nasty letter. I might anyway. If that's what you want Gwen...

James Corden Babbles

 James Corden was on his late night talk show that no one in America watches and complained about a sport that also no one in America watches. I have no idea what he's talking about so here's the link because I can't imagine any one gives a shit. 

Aubrey Plaza Loves her Mas - I Mean Dogs

 Aubrey Plaza was walking her dogs outside by herself while wearing a mask, "But what if there are other people around?" someone dumb might ask. Well there wasn't, there's video of her doing this, which I'm not embedding because I don't know how and refuse to learn, and there isn't another soul in sight, save for the creepy camera man that was across the street stalking her and taking her picture. 

I've said some nice things about Aubrey Plaza in the past but that's all over now. Nearly half of the country has received the vaccine, almost half of the states have lifted nearly all restrictions, yet you people are still walking around like it's April 2020. Don't you learn anything? Don't you read? Doesn't your thinking evolve at all? What's it like to live in a near constant state of ignorance? Does it hurt? Because it should. I'm not trying to change anyone's mind about anything because it's become pretty clear to me that some of you people don't think at all.

Demi Lovato Attacks!

 Demi Lovato is in the "news" again. She's been there A LOT lately for somebody that's in the late stage sunset of her career. This time it's for attacking a frozen yogurt stand. No not like Godzilla, just on the internet. 

'Finding it extremely hard to order froyo from [The Bigg Chill] when you have to walk past tons of sugar-free cookies/other diet foods before you get to the counter', before adding the hashtag 'Do Better'.

She went on and on and on, blathering like a crazy person. I included a link to the story so I could stop writing about this idiot. So if you're interested - and I don't know why you would be - you can continue reading it over there. You'd think her being a heroin addict that she'd have bigger problems than other people selling sugar free cookies, but I guess some people can compartmentalize this stuff. Fight the power mighty warrior.

Nicole Scherzinger Looks Younger

 After a short break, Nicole Scherzinger is starting to be in the news again. They must have some kind of auto-renew subscription thing, like celebrity rags will write about you, then it expires for a month or so and then starts up again. I wonder what that costs. Look at her tits. It's apparently the main thing she has going for her. I'd seen some debate that she gets younger every three years or so... i.e. she's 46 then a couple years go by and all the sudden shes 44 then a few more years go by and shes 41... If this keeps up she'll be back in high school by 2025.

Vanessa Hudgens is Swimming

 I'm starting to come around on the whole Vanessa Hudgens thing, and this picture that she posted on her Instagram pretty much convinced me. I think she's a waitress now or something, honestly I don't really know, or care.

Lottie Moss is Really Cute

 It's Saturday and I have to work so I don't know. Here's Lottie Moss eating or something. Isn't she cute? I think she's really cute. She supposedly 23 years old but I'm still not buying that. 28? Maybe. Anyway, I have no idea why she's in the celebrity rags every day, I don't think she even really does anything. Okay so she's Kate Moss' sister, but Kate Moss was famous 30 years ago so, so what. I don't even really know if most people remember who Kate Moss is. I don't even remember what she looks like and I'm talking about Kate Moss right now.  I write about Lottie Moss because she's attractive, but that's different from why they write about her and like I said, I don't know why they write about her. Lottie Moss is cute and everything but if they stopped talking about her this afternoon, in 20 minutes I'd forget she was even alive. Let's be honest, it's not like there's a shortage of cute blonde girls with big boobs on the internet. Remember Kate Upton? Yeah, I didn't think you did.

Katy Hill is Inventive. Has a Scar.

 Katy Hill is or was a "presenter" on a show called Blue Peter? No one really seems to know who she is, even the people where this show is broadcast. But she wanted to let you know she's scarred for life after she fell and hit her head on the toilet. At least we'll get a Flux Capacitor out of it. Innovation definitely has it's price. 

Demi Lovato is a Round

 Demi Lovato shared a new picture of herself on Instagram where she's looking fit and trim and also nine feet tall because the picture was taken at an upward angle to try to fool you, because she's actually none of those things.

Kim Cattrall is Fibbing

 Kim Cattrall put on a "jumper" her mom gave to her when she was 17 and proclaimed...

 'My Mum bought me this sweater to keep me warm through my 1st NYC winter of 1973. Still have it. Still fits.'

My mum? Did she suddenly become a British citizen? I have a hard time poking fun at a woman that was in one of, if not the single greatest movie ever made, Big Trouble in Little China,  but she's wearing a mask inside her own house so you can see why I'm starting to have a problem with her. And no, none of my clothes from when I was 17 would still fit me today. Mostly because I've become so huge from lifting weights. Frankly that thing looks big on her even now so I'm thinking mom probably planned ahead a little when she bought that or made it so I'm not terribly impressed. 

Sorry Kim, maybe if you lost the mask I'd be on your side but I won't trust someone that's so desperate to prove she's a good person. 

Reese Witherspoon is 45

 Reese Witherspoon posted some pictures on Instagram of her in a dress. Maybe she's their new spokeswoman. Draper James? I honestly don't know. The original story said she looked "half her age" and that's the main thrust of this. She's 45. So what. I do not understand this fixation on people's ages you people have. What possible difference could it make. 

What if I told you she was 25? Or 35? does it matter? And if it does, Why? You have people like Paul Howeveryouspellhisname lying about being 53, and for what? To look better to a bunch of teenagers? You know who pays attention to teenagers? No one that's who. Whatever I'll never change anyone's mind so you just keep worrying about how old Reese Witherspoon is for whatever reason you want to do that I'm sick of talking about it.

Drake Has a Plane

 

Someone is lying about a celebrity's wealth again. They're saying Drake just got a new - "new"- 767 jet. The one in the picture. The one with CARGOJET in 12 foot high letters painted on the side. I wonder why Drake would paint an advertisement for Cargojet on the side of his personal plane. He wouldn't, but it's there because it's not his plane. The president of cargo jet "gave" it to him so he could use it. Drake might be rich but he's not that rich. The sticker price for a Boeing 767 is around $220 million dollars. Drake's personal net worth is reportedly around $180 million dollars.  

I know most of you aren't good at math, but just so you know, $220 million is a bigger number than $180 million. The plane is also just under 26 years old, and the evidence of that is right here, and is most likely just about ready to be junked for parts.  So while they want you to think Drake walked around a Boeing factory in his WWI Snoopy fighter pilot scarf directing people how to build his brand new plane, that didn't happen. The president of cargo jet let him borrow a plane for free advertising that Drake has to pay at a minimum $12,000 an hour to operate that would otherwise be shipped off to rot in the desert. 

So while I'm sure a lot of dimwits that never go anywhere are thrilled for Drake and his plane, the fact is, it's probably just easier to buy a first class ticket on United than it is having to worry about where you're going to park your 767 jumbo jet 365 days a year. But hey, good for him. Maybe next they'll tell us they're putting him behind the controls. And why not? You'll apparently believe anything.

Lottie Moss is Engaging

 I saw the first picture of Lottie Moss and decided I was going to write about her yet again, but then I saw the second picture of Lottie Moss and I decided against it. I guess she's getting married? I didn't read it but you know what they say, a picture is worth 1000 words. Which I'd appreciate by the way if you two ever get around to it. 

Lily Allen Likes Photography

 Lily Allen posted this to her Instagram. She's famous in the UK for something, and judging by the picture I'd say it's for singing. I always thought she was cute but I think she's gay, or at least I thought I heard that,  so I'm saving my energies for someone else. See? I'm not always against these underwear/bikini selfies. If anyone wants to send any my way I'm pretty easy to find. 

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Eva Longoria is Busy

 Eva Longoria was also busy posting swimwear/underwear selfies to Instagram. Which I think I'll stop complaining about. Good lord she's attractive. She's all dark and mysterious with her jet black hair and big brown eyes... Okay, I really need to find something else to do. I think she's single? Well...she could be if she tried. 

Paul Gascoigne is Lying

The article which I'm not linking, says this is Paul Gascoigne. He's described as a media personality in whatever country he comes from. Probably England. Or Wales. Or God only knows where. The article also described him as FIFTY THREE YEARS OLD. No fucking way that guy is 53 years old. Brad Pitt is 57 years old.  Paul Rudd is 52 years old.  Hugh Jackman is 52 years old. If you want to go old school, here's Charles Bronson in 1973 when he was 53 years old.  And also here's David Guetta on the beach. He's 53 too. I have to stop posting those now because if I suddenly die, my search history is going to be filled with ripped dad's with their shirts off. Needless to say, if you think I think Paul Gascoigne is 53 I don't. He's full of shit.

I realize Hollywood and it's offshoots want you to suspend disbelief for things like explosions in space, and guns firing bullets on a planet with no atmosphere, and okay fine, I'll do that. But I won't for one second believe that Yoda looking person up there is 53 years old. I'm actually insulted someone would think I'd believe that. If that guy's 53 years old, I'm the King of Jupiter, and I visited Earth to invent the Atom Bomb. And I had to look up how to spell the word "atom" so I can promise you I didn't do either of those things.

Khloe Kardashian Looks Different

 Khloe Kardashian is trying to scrub this unfiltered selfie a disgruntled assistant posted to Reddit and Instagram from the internet, and I don't blame her at all. If you didn't tell me, I wouldn't even know that's Khloe Kardashian. She doesn't even look good enough to be an Instagram model. Seriously what happens if you get kidnapped or go missing? How will anyone know who you are, and even if you tell them, who would believe you?

Iggy Azalea is Popular

 Iggy Azalea posted a bunch of private messages from various "celebrities" and "rappers" (ED: their description, not mine) begging her for sex. She hid their names so I don't know which ones, but if she's interested she better hurry before they get gunned down somewhere. 

 I don't know why she did this, but my guess is it's some sort of bizarre brag. Imagine being desperate enough to beg Izzy Azalea for sex. One even offered to pay her. Of all the famous, wealthy, attractive women in the world you landed on her. Seriously. 

 You guys really need to try to up your standards a little bit. Aim a little higher, I mean, wouldn't you rather be turned down by Margot Robbie? "I asked Margot Robbie to sleep with me but she said no." Ooorr  I asked to sleep with Iggy Azalea but she said no." Which sounds better and frankly, more realistic? 

!!!!BIG JHONNI BLAZE UPDATE!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Here's that Jhonni Blaze story I told you about where I got that take down notice in case you want to read the "offending" story. You don't. Seriously, who gives a shit about this person? Guys with $6000 rims on their car that live in $300 a month apartments? Anyway, if you want to read it, here it is . I removed whatever I thought might be the reason for it's take down including a link and a picture. 

I looked for a new picture of her to go along with this but decided it was better to just have no photos of her at all. Take my word for it.


So it is copy and pasted for all to see...


I guess Jhonni Blaze is on a TV show called 'Love and Hip Hop New York'  And of course she has a sex tape now because who doesn't? If you can't watch Animal Planet on the mating habits of the Florida manatee right now I bet you could probably find it online somewhere...

I like to joke I don't care....... But this is what happens when you or your daddy's connect fall through with the drugs and you relapse on the red carpet.... Wtf is she wearing? She got her daddy cup on in her pants LOL"

She added that she's been a "thot" in the past and said that's how she knows Diamond is one now.
"she in them cars and bathrooms with rich and Cisco to much LOL".

I linked the story I found on her right here and I even included that blurb but I have no idea what they're talking about or if that even sends you to the link. I read it twice but I don't speak ghetto idiot so I still don't know what it says.

Amanda Yadda Yadda Yadda

 Amanda Holden, yakety yakety... hot tub blahdy blah... bikini humpa humpa. I have no idea what the point is of these things they post. How can someone this attractive and wealthy be so boring. If I had all this spare time to get dolled up and post this nonsense instead of, you know, actually working, I'd walk over to the animal shelter and volunteer to walk a dog or maybe hose out a couple of cages or something for an hour to help out.  Is this how empty and devoid of meaning your life is? Don't you people know any girls? Is this what you use the internet for? Looking at endless pictures of the same three people in bikinis, and their underwear? It's unbelievable. 

Simon Cowell is Dumb

 Simon Cowell got ice cream with his kid, and then walked around outside in the sun and the breeze in a mask. You know, 100 million people in this country - that's 1/3 of the population -  have had at least half the vaccine. I think it's time you start getting your head around that. Wearing a mask outdoors, and mostly anywhere at this point, is kind of making you look ridiculous. And I'm not necessarily against mask wearing, I have to wear one for work so it's not as if I don't think they served their purpose but that's done now. Time to pick yourself up and dust yourself off and move on with your life. What's it like to live in constant fear like that?

Jessika Power is Somebody

I saved this picture of Jessika Power and even a link to the source story so I could write about her. But now I really don't remember why. Maybe it was to tell you girls that spell Jessika with a 'K' can't be trusted.  You'll wake up one day and you're credit cards are maxed out, your car is gone, and she ran off with your friend Rich. 

 Isn't that right. Jessika.

 

 

 

Maren Morris has a Body

 Maren Morris said she's proud of her "post baby body" (left) and you know what? So am I

'am never saying “trying to get my body back” again. no one took it, i didn’t lose it like a set of keys,' she captioned a snap of her flaunting her curves in bed.

'the pressure we put on mothers to “snap back” is insurmountable and deeply troublesome,' she added.

 Okay 30 year old. I love how they call that "curvy", which is exactly the same word they use to describe Lizzo, and she walks around looking like a hippopotamus with a gland problem. I think they need to get a new range of words to describe these people. Maren Morris still makes music but I have no idea what kind, and I'll never find out as long as I live. Frankly, I like her more in the picture on the left than the one on the right, where she was at some awards ceremony looking like Morticia Addams going out to dinner at Chez Louis or whatever but I'm not married to her so I can't say anything. 

Kate Middleton is Around

 Here's my occasional Kate Middleton is strangely sexy story I decided to write for no reason. Okay I'll be honest, it's mostly because I didn't feel like looking for anything else, plus I like her. I say strangely sexy because I sort of get the idea I'm not supposed to think that for some reason, so maybe that's the reason I think she is? I'm sure it's all very psychological, but she really is. She's not really attractive in a "Look how hot she is" sense, she's sexy. There's a difference. Plus she has that accent.  

None of it matters anyway because she'd never divorce her current "husband" no matter how attractive and muscular the blogger writing about her is. In case you're wondering, she was standing next to some weirdo so I just cropped him out of the picture. I didn't want him spoiling this thing her and I have.

DMX is Sick

 Rapper DMX is on life support and is brain dead after a reported overdose/heart attack

Last night (ED: Friday) Earl 'DMX' Simmons was rushed to the hospital after collapsing at home. At this time he remains in ICU in critical condition. Earl has been a warrior his entire life. This situation represents yet another road he must conquer." The rep goes on ... "The Simmons Family appreciates the overwhelming outpouring of heartfelt love, encouragement, support and prayers for Earl. Earl is someone whose life and music have been a source of inspiration and strength to so many people around the world. It is reassuring to see his fans return that same passion and energy to him during his time of need."

 His FIFTEEN children have gathered at the hospital to be near him, and reports are sort of all over the place. But that happens I guess. After 50, you can't do drugs like you used to, your body can't take it. You're supposed to be dead from them or have outgrown it by that point anyway. 

 Still he wasn't shot to death so I guess that's something. I can't really add too much more because I thought DMX was part of Run DMC so all I can do is tell you what other people are saying, and I have a feeling I'm about to stop caring about this so you can check back if you want, but you might be wasting your time. 

!!!NON-SEXY UPDATE!!!!   

As far as I know he's still on life support and probably will be until his 15 kids split up future album royalties and t-shirt sales. I'll keep updating this as I get news (I won't).

Amelia Gray Hamlin is Almost Famous

 Amelia Gray Hamlin is suddenly all over the place. Even I've written about her before. See? This is what having money and a famous parent gets you. You can be an exceedingly average, or even slightly below average girl in a bikini like Amelia, and celebrity gossip sites will write fawning stories about you. I say average because she is. I could probably go to a shopping mall right now and find a more "photo ready" woman.  I don't want to be mean for no reason because she's probably very nice, and she's just one half step above being a normal civilian, and she may just be misguided and bored. 

 It's possible she simply has nothing else to do and is killing time ironically, because it's not as if there's a huge shortage of average looking people posting underwear pictures of themselves everywhere. And Gen Z thinks they all deserve to be famous for some reason. And besides wearing her underwear/bikini in public, what else is she offering? It's not as if she's doing card tricks or pulling a rabbit out of a hat or anything. I don't know man I don't have kids and you raised these people, so I think you all should share the blame for this. 

Bebe Rexha is Unforgettable

 Bebe Rexha also showed off her fat ass. You know you can fix that. Eat better and go for a walk every day and before you know it you'll look like a normal person instead of a weird camel. It's weird, thanks to the "pandemic" I haven't thought about her for a whole year. Maybe we should keep this thing going for another six months or so and get rid of some of these no talent, D-List bottom feeders once and for all. 

Diane Keaton Makes a Break For It

 I can't tell if Diane Keaton is filming a movie or if she's an escaped mental patient. My money is on the later.