Thursday, August 26, 2021

!!!BREAKING BILLIE EILISH NEWS!!!


Billie Eilish got a new haircut. Pretty exciting huh? I guess she wanted to look good while she walked around in her shitty t-shirt. I've heard a couple Billie Eilish songs and they seem completely standard, and totally unremarkable to me, so I never really understood the appeal, but internet people and (mostly) liberal types seem to tend to pick somebody to circle their wagons around and  this time she somehow managed to get picked. That's why occasionally you still hear about Amy Winehouse even though most people can only name one song she did and she's been dead for 10 years. Come to think of it, Amy Winehouse  had really awful hair too. Maybe somebody should be keeping an eye on Bobbie or Jillie or whatever her name is