I've threatened to quit writing about Elizabeth Hurley before because this is pretty much all she does. Liz I get it, you're fucking smokin' hot, but it's not enough. I mean is that ALL you are? Do you do anything else at all besides take pictures of yourself? It's really not good. I'm telling you as a friend and lover, try to expand a little bit. Tell some jokes or something despite what your friends tell you, normal guys LOVE smart and funny women. A lot of women are hot. Seriously this blog is full of them, but c'mon
