I was going to write about Iggy Azalea and it was some story where she was bragging about how much money she has or some other such classless, bougie behavior someone like Iggy Azalea would commit, and I didn't even read past the first six words of the source story's first sentence. Maybe she's so rich she buys the extra special brandy and the limited edition Black and Milds who knows. There isn't a person on this Earth I care less about than Iggy Azalea, so I most likely won't be writing about her anymore. So if you need Iggy Azalea news try Google. Or maybe Bing.