Eiza Gonzalez went out for coffee and totally didn't know someone would be taking her picture. I can't believe people are still talking about this woman. For real, who is she. It's not as if I've ever heard anyone say "I'd love to see the new Eiza Gonzalez movie, I can't wait!" I guess I'm writing about her but in my defense I have to have some kind of picture for you people to click on. I can't add loud noises and whirling shiny things on here yet, so attractive girls in short tennis outfits will have to do.
Pre-Posting Update. Please stop wearing slippers outside of the house. This goes for everybody.